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The bad news is, you know, everything. The good news is that sertraline works

the CC in Adobe CC stands for Cuck Chair

I think red note is going to revolutionize the culture. So to speak

ARTIST OF THE YEAR 2025

ADVENTURES IN HOME SURGERY

You know, I'm not surprised that searching "chainsaw man deskmat" got me makima titty mousepad, but yet...

few things are better for escapism than a good cartoon. if i was rich id just be funding cartoons all day

Anna Kendrick, but ken she skate? Much to ponder.

I despise being sick. I'm so over it

Kinda interesting how when people leave cults or abusive relationships it's deprogramming but when people leave the church it's deconstructing

Darmok & Jalad's Excellent Adventure

Feeling that holiday fatigue and the holidays aren't even done yet. Things need to stop happening

I really want the time and means to have a silly little project car

Is a bulldog harness considered black tie or business casual? I can never tell.

I think that I should get the month of December off. And let's tack January on there too. Hell, how about February. That's not too much to ask

I got that sleepy bitch disease, it's terminal. Someone take me out behind the woodshed, put me down clean

Mom said it's my turn with the mandate of heaven

It's called Five Guys because each location keeps five men chained in the basement, bearing a promethean curse for their sins, doomed to be flayed and turned to burger only to rise again each morning, their torture endless

Hey, why do we call it bussy when we could call it the male box?

Someone I was friends with in college is having twins and I am having taco bell at 11 on a work night

Hey what if it was Czechs' Mix instead?

Anyways, I stole Carly Cosgrove's setlist last night

This morning I discovered a prominent section of grey hairs, you heard it here first folks, we're entering our silver fox era lfg

If I called a conservative talk radio show and told them there’s a player on my son’s high school basketball who identifies as a dog, how long would it take before they realized I was summarizing the movie Air Bud?

What do the sailors say about bluesky in the morning? 🤔🤔🤔