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The Sausage King of Milwaukee. I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice.
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THEY’RE LETTING THE BAND PLAY NECK

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WHO AM I? PETEY PAB MOTHERFUCKER!

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DFA Elvin Rodriguez. This shit is embarrassing.

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Fuck yeah, Turang!

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Rickie Weeks is showing more fight than the actual team.

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Sell the team, Mark

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Death, Taxes, Brian Anderson shouting out Wisconsin during a national broadcast

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"He's made more money than Steve Jobs this weekend" Buddy, most of us did.

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DFA Cortes

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Long Legged Larry For Mayor, Here Here

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Fuck yes, Freddy

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Won't this season ever end?

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That was the only nice hockey thing I'm gonna get this year, and it was absolutely awesome.

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WHEN YOU SAY WISCONSIN YOU'VE SAID IT ALL

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Ohio State is asking for a review so they can see how sick that was again.

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Every day is a new depraved hellscape, but today is a new depraved hellscape where my favorite player got traded to the ratfucks that stole the team we were supposed to have, and that's pretty awful.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Badger wins don't happen on the field anymore, so we have to celebrate nice things happening to former players.

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Lousy Smarch weather

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There's a chance that Firework becomes the unintentionally funniest song ever.

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It's pretty neat that I can't remember the name of anyone two seconds after they introduce themselves, but I can remember all the lyrics of the Texas Is The Reason EP even though I haven't listened to it in probably a decade. Important things are important.

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Three days of cold medicine, congested all to hell, no relief in sight. Three minutes into a bowl of pho with extra chili oil, I am cured of all maladies.

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Happy for Marchand getting to win on the home ice.

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These fucking dolts insist that we have the volume on for the Bucks game so they know what's going on, then scream at the TV while the official is explaining what's going on, then they yell at me because they don't know what's going on. Just complete fucking morons.

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If I got on stage and said I was going to sing like Paul McCartney, then got on stage and sounded like this, they'd accuse me of making fun of him.

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I'd be fine if they just gave the Tkachuks the gate at this point.

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Just got a shawarma wrap the size of a mission burrito. I'm going to be eating this thing until Monday.

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Getting paid to watch snow fall and listen to Less Than Jake. It ain't all so bad.

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Kendrick kicked ass, the over hit, I ate a hot dog. Successful Super Bowl.

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This dude is telling me this ridiculous story about all the cars he owns and I think he's about five minutes away from "Triples makes it safe. Triples are best."

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Red Green said it best. Keep your stick on the ice.

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Just heard a mix with a sample of Richard D James' Milkman in it, followed by White Town's Your Woman. If there's a Jamiroquai sample up next, I will Ascend.

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It's the Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week

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Frankie Luvu is no Ram Vela, but he's close

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Hypothetically, if you accidentally hung dong in front of a helicopter, is it better for it to be a traffic copter or a Flight For Life?

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Ohio State lost to Michigan who lost to Washington who lost to Rutgers who got smoked by the Badgers. Transitive champs!

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Apparently I picked the right moment to go to the kitchen

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