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JPMorgan's econ team going full Groucho Marx

Workshopping a new Ellis Island tagline for the golden visa proposal, help me out Give me your HIRED, your LURE, your RAYBAN GLASSES

What's the significance of the pin that BP's CEO is wearing?

I'm a little puzzled by this JPMorgan/private credit thing. So the whole point of private credit is an end-around of bank lending. So JPMorgan is end-running itself?

I've been staring at this chart for a few minutes, I still don't get it, if anyone can explain it to me...

A Chinese paper finds ChatGPT — not DeepSeek — can generate stock-market returns. But the key insight doesn’t have anything to do with AI. www.marketwatch.com/story/a-chin...

Ruining Europe forever :)

I genuinely think there'll be a regularly scheduled release that gets delayed if not axed entirely, ala what China did to youth unemployment

Statistically what are the odds of so many airline incidents in such a short timeframe? nypost.com/2025/02/10/u...

Musk will succeed in massively cutting government spending .. in Africa. My data suggests US AID flows in 2024 were equivalent to: 93% of Somalia's government revenues, 61% in Sudan, just over 50% in South Sudan and Yemen Really socking it to those bureaucrats

Morgan Stanley’s finally given up on the idea the Fed will cut in March. What went wrong. www.marketwatch.com/story/morgan...

Job opening in London, plz apply or forward to someone you know who'd want to work at MarketWatch and help cover these crazy markets. #journalismjobs dowjones-mobile.jobs/london-gbr/m...

Gotta admire the one Canadian trying to out-Trump Trump

Morgan Stanley's got a chart on everything tariffs, from quick repeal to tariffs foreva, and all the major asset classes

The automakers have nowhere to hide from these tariffs www.marketwatch.com/story/the-u-...

The bears never stood a chance — this month. But Goldman strategist says he’ll turn ‘tactical bear’ after Valentine’s. www.marketwatch.com/story/the-be...

Pot/kettle

ASML investors, are you having fun? www.marketwatch.com/story/asml-b...

A decade and a half after the global financial crisis, two governments are still reducing their bank stakes www.marketwatch.com/story/a-deca...

Guys, you may be surprised, sometimes a politician doesn't live up to his words www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Jevons Paradox sounds like Arsenal's backup striker

I think it’s funny that people simultaneously believe there’s been a government conspiracy to hide the truth about the JFK assassination and that the declassified government documents will be the unvarnished truth.

Foreigners are chasing U.S. stocks. Historically, that’s a bad sign. www.marketwatch.com/story/foreig...

5,000 years of interest rates, via Bank of America

TSLA chart at the open kinda at the same angle as someone's arm yday

Were JPMorgan's research editors drinking when this Anheuser-Busch note came their way?

These hedge-fund legends collectively beat their peers. But a simple model beat them. www.marketwatch.com/story/these-...

Darn did not get my preemptive pardon, which I wanted 'for all future activities.'

The Great British bond sell-off is ending for the worst possible reason. U.S. yields are following. www.marketwatch.com/story/the-gr...

Would like one (1) senator to ask Bessent what the tariff policy will actually be