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ACL 2-timer who skis, kicks soccer balls on turf and golf courses, drives a boxy unicorn, drinks whisk(e)y and beer, loves dogs, and enjoys sportsball teams from Portland and Pittsburgh and Vermont (my point of origin) and Oviedo. Also, alpine ski racing.
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Out at Helium for the Craig Robinson show. The Pontiac Bandit himself! šŸ˜„

The goal is to terrorize federal workers into quitting. Thatā€™s it. Constant changes. Canceling work from home then closing offices. Laying off probationary employees. Itā€™s designed to break the government. Then privatize it for profit. Itā€™s not efficiency. Itā€™s collapse. Only peasants will suffer.

Oh, man, not Gene Hackman. 2025 can just fuck right off. Okay. Let me tell you a little bit about Gene Hackman...

I was privileged to know Gene Hackman because he played tennis with another Geneā€”Gene Wilder. And that Gene told him about a little role called The Blind Hermit in our movie YOUNG FRANKENSTEINā€¦

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This is revolting

Watch this. Share this. Demand more reporting like this.

DISGUSTING. Elonā€™s ā€œsavingsā€ come off the backs of service-connected disabled Veteran small business ownersā€”89% of his cuts come from canceling their contracts. Stealing from those who sacrificed for this country? It doesnā€™t get lower than this. MORE: www.washingtontechnology.com/contracts/20...

Diana Taurasi of the Phoenix Mercury retires after 20 WNBA seasons, 3 titles and 6 Olympic golds

A helpful tool to see how the proposed budget affects your congressional district. "In OR-06, the 216,860 people on Medicaid are at risk of losing their health care under Republican budget plans. This includes 92,745 children under the age of 19 and 16,000 seniors over 65." More at the link šŸ”½

For those who havenā€™t seen this MASTERPIECE in person yet, it is meant to be viewed from 3 angles: From below: map of CTA network From side: picture of bus From front: picture of train

Could you imagine being told by the government that your job, the thing that feeds your family and puts a roof over your head, covers your medical bills, saves towards your retirement, is ā€œwasteful spending.ā€ And so youā€™re fired by a billionaire?

yes we know, that's the problem

I'm sure this is nothing to worry about

Love this from Denmark

Jeeeeeebus it is absolutely a freaking monsoon out there right now

Power's out. Just in time for Bex to get home from her first day back in the office šŸ¤£

Please, someone at OPM tally for me the number of "what I did last week" responses that just say "your mom." This is information of national importance.

Dear OPM, hereā€™s 5 things I did last week: - Made 3 rings for the eleven kings under the sky - Made 9 for mortal men doomed to die - Made 7 for the dwarf lords in their house of stone - Made 1 ring to rule them all - Went TDY to Mordor where the shadows lie

Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?" Me: "That's the documentation deliverable." Manager: "What's the status of that?" Me: "We're halfway there" Manager: "Why is progress so slow?" Me: "You fired Tommy" Manager: "So?" Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"

Mikaela Shiffrin. ONE HUNDRED wins. Unreal. Paula Moltzan in 3rd as well.

Gregg is a former Marine and Forest Service ranger. He's saved the lives of hikers dangling off a cliff or going through cardiac arrest, and he's bravely fought forest fires to save small rural towns. 100% of his salary is paid by WA state. Elon fired him. Share his story.

Untitled, by Joan Mitchell, 1992, šŸ“ø via @dimfilipovic.bsky.social

more Janet Mills less Susan Collins

These simple post-workout activities can help reduce pain and even improve athletic performance. But many people don't prioritize recovery and self-care after exercise.

i mean, that's a protection racket. what he's describing is a protection racket.

Just wrapped up the initial interview. I think it went well, really connected with the hiring manager. Sounds like next up will be a panel interview soon.

We DID NOT take an oath to a king or wannabe dictator, we swore to defend the United States Constitution. We served our nation, not one man!

No, the mail is not ā€œthe least of our worries.ā€ Itā€™s a fucking important worry. It is the only postal service that delivers to every address. They are only provider of complete mail services for overseas military bases and provide free overseas PO boxes. They help prepare passport apps. Ship medsā€¦

Interview tomorrow. First one aside from chats with recruiters. Hopefully all goes well!

DOGE is a criminal enterprise to destroy the government to empower and enrich oligarchs. Any news org that uses the term "cost cutting" to describe DOGE is complicit and should be shunned.

šŸšØ Gutting the CFPB isnā€™t just bad economicsā€”itā€™s a national security risk. Scammers prey on Veterans & Servicemembers. Weakening protections makes them bigger targets. Democrats are fighting backā€”because protecting those who serve isnā€™t up for debate. MORE: www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...