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I code, a lot. I watch sports, a lot. I’m a Cleveland sports fan first, so that generally sucks. Will be using this exclusively as a stream of consciousness.
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Potentially a hot take — There’s a difference between social issues you personally care about and social issues that are worth letting politicians talk about. Not every issue I care about is an issue that should be getting national attention.

You should read up about Open Banking. It’s good for consumers to be aware of their rights, especially when it comes to lending.

Good read. There are a lot of examples of conservatives exhibiting acts of self-harm for some shared sense of accomplishment that is often hard to define. I wonder what’s worse, believing you’re doing something good when you’re actually hurting yourself, or knowing you’re doing nothing at all.

some of the wildest, most fun things i've ever worked on were collabs with kofie. as great as the finished products were, i can’t begin to describe his genius-level ability to make everything work behind the scenes. there is literally nobody else like this dude and i'm proud to have worked with him

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I feel naive for not seeing the con in the Ye

La colorimétrie de #severance 🤍

I think the spurs may need a backup center lmao

I’m not sure if you intended this, but this is also a comment on what “aligning with a mission” means, when republicans and democrats are geographically in different places. A Republican in the city has a different “mission” than a Republican in rural America. Dems barely see republicans they fault.

I do think some companies deserve my dollar. I’m not completely anti-capitalist, that’s exhausting. That being said, X/Tesla are like the EA Sports of other industries. The people that enjoy the app, or the cars, literally do not, and will never care what you tell them. Great customer base lol.

Ethel Cain reminds me of the emo high school version of myself finding pierce the veil and thinking I was different

That commentator jinx was rude

Don't forget: if Penn State wins, chicken sandwiches are buy 1 get 1 at AutoZone tomorrow

Go B1G

I’m not addicted to this app which means it’s good social media

if you're a tech journalist in the present climate, it's incumbent upon you to ask why big tech is pursuing dead ends like AI when they could just start using the number 2. ones and zeroes have taken us as far as they can. either chuck a few 2s in there or cede the future of tech to those who will

Because both sides can do it. So it’s a feature of the game???

For the next few months, I can only do me. I’ll care about my closest again in a few. Don’t worry bout it

rocko’s burner account?

It wasn’t just the second half… they barely had any targets in the first half too!

I like them on other people. I cannot wear them myself. I need to be extra on my jeans. Like R&B, Ksubi. It’s the only clothing item I spend a lot of money on. I refuse to believe I look good or feel good in Levi’s.

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I do enjoy how at a certain point this app and its algorithm basically tell me to get the hell off the app without actually saying so.

Ooh, you’re not circumcised? Keeping the plastic on the sofa, are we?

I am here to make friends with other Cybertruck haters

Need good #book recommendations. I recommend The Traitor Baru Comorant. Your turn.

Can’t wait for 2031 when Netflix drops the “No Coup For You” documentary, reminding us all of today.

White, black, any color honestly. If you sing along when dudes are saying GDK, BDK, or how they actually killed specific people… you are a weirdo. I cannot stand it with the “It just sounds good” crowd. Grow up.

I love how much scrub daddy makes fun of regular sponges. Their TikTok account actually made me a forever customer LMFAO

If we’re on the same team whatever. If we’re not on the same team, you absolutely better warn me about what you’re going to throw my way. Doesn’t really make a difference though. The pre-text is basically just a “Buddy I got bad news for you” preview.

What job title do you get before you actually filter your thoughts? Like a night shift gas station clerk could tweet anything, but so could Donald Trump.

kicked off 50,000 requests to a very under resourced OpenShift Container at 9AM and all I can think about is “Why didn’t you add a progress bar or even a simple print(I) so you could TRACK HOW CLOSE THIS THING IS TO BEING DONE” Thanks.

Genuinely burst out laughing

Don’t be too freaky on my Skyline. I need a safe space.

Most likely answer gotta be in lockup