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(Parody account) Fun facts about your favorite ponies from the My Little Pony series!
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Reminder that Google verified that we're canon. This does retroactively apply to everything we've ever said, obviously. #mlp #rainbowdash #princesscelestia #mlponyfacts

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Out of the Mane 6, Fluttershy is the pony who swears the most. #mlp #Fluttershy #MLPonyFacts

submitted 86 days ago • 10 comments

Did you know Rainbow Dash makes a brief cameo appearance in the 2007 film Spider-Man 3? #mlp #RainbowDash #MLPonyFacts

submitted 87 days ago • 5 comments

chat, am i sigma?

submitted 88 days ago • 15 comments

Still moving our most important posts over here from Twitter. #mlp #PippPetals #MLPonyFacts

submitted 88 days ago • 7 comments

This screencap is also not edited. #mlp #Applejack #MLPonyFacts

submitted 90 days ago • 5 comments

This screencap is not edited. #mlp #PinkiePie #MLPonyFacts

submitted 91 days ago • 6 comments

Poorly describe your favorite ponies. We'll go first: princess tiktok #mlp #PippPetals #MLPonyFacts

submitted 92 days ago • 23 comments

Applejack is committing insurance fraud. #mlp #Applejack #MLPonyFacts

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

The episode "Read it and Weep" was originally centered around Twilight Sparkle teaching Rainbow Dash how to read. This concept was reworked, leaving us to wonder if she ever learned how. #mlp #RainbowDash #TwilightSparkle #MLPonyFacts

submitted 94 days ago • 7 comments

We'll admit it. This shit was kinda goofy. #mlp #TwilightSparkle #MLPonyFacts

submitted 95 days ago • 8 comments

Pinkie Pie's first job was not as a baker or a party planner. She was a rock farmer. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #PinkiePie

submitted 98 days ago • 6 comments

Starlight Sparkle purple pony is unicorn #MLP #MLPonyFacts #StarlightGlimmer

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

Applejack pours the milk in before the cereal. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #Applejack

submitted 100 days ago • 5 comments

Babs Seed spends a lot of time trolling on the internet and trying to bait ponies into getting angry at her. Do not be like Babs Seed. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #BabsSeed

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

Octavia Melody's primary hobby is martial arts. She has mastered every form and style present throughout Equestria and most of its surrounding lands. She can and will beat the shit out of you. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #OctaviaMelody

submitted 102 days ago • 4 comments

Marble Pie originally had a different name: "The Sad and Shy One" This was altered because feelings are for PUSSIES. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #MarblePie

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

Despite our research, we're unsure how Flim and Flam have evaded being arrested or murdered for so long. #MLP #MLPonyFacts

submitted 105 days ago • 2 comments

In some Equestrian cultures, accepting an apple from another pony can legally bind you to them in marriage. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #Applejack

submitted 106 days ago • 4 comments

Rainbow Dash is canon. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #RainbowDash

submitted 107 days ago • 9 comments

"Ownership is a myth. Pirate everything." - Applejack #mlp #mlponyfacts #applejack

submitted 108 days ago • 2 comments

DO NOT CALL FLUTTERSHY AT 3 AM

submitted 110 days ago • 3 comments

Sunburst is a bottom. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #Sunburst

submitted 112 days ago • 4 comments

Applejack is good at farming apples, but she's even better at farming bitches. #MLP #Applejack #MLPonyFacts

submitted 113 days ago • 4 comments

1K follows over here already? 👀 Sounds like we should do something soon to celebrate... #MLP #MLPonyFacts

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

We turned Sunburst into a girl and your children are next. #mlp #sunsetshimmer #mlponyfacts

submitted 115 days ago • 6 comments

Scrapped episode premise for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic called "Rainbow Stones" where Rainbow Dash drinks Monster Energy and gets kidney stones.

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

Despite being a member of the APPLE family, Applejack's coat is ORANGE. We're unsure what this means for the future of apples. Applejack could not be reached for comment.

submitted 125 days ago • 6 comments

Applejack is good at farming apples, but she's even better at farming bitches.

submitted 126 days ago • 1 comment

Trixie and Starlight got married because they're loving marefriends and were ready to spend their lives together. And so they'll never have to testify against each other in court.

submitted 127 days ago • 4 comments

A little-known fact about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is that Twilight Sparkle is in a coma for the duration of the entire show.

submitted 128 days ago • 2 comments

We sent the ponies into space to see what would happen. They're still in space.

submitted 129 days ago • 2 comments

Cherry Jubilee is a very kind and caring pony. She has committed 4 murders.

submitted 130 days ago • 5 comments

Pinkie Pie believes that seawater... "tastes good."

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Vinyl Scratch is not mute. Her lines are censored because we couldn't get her to stop swearing.

submitted 132 days ago • 2 comments

Rainbow Dash is immune to radiation.

submitted 133 days ago • 3 comments

Rainbow Dash officially condones and endorses every statement made on this account.

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know you can get the STARLIGHT GLIMMER BUNDLE for 60% OFF?

submitted 134 days ago • 4 comments

Octavia Melody and Vinyl Scratch are both immortal.

submitted 135 days ago • 1 comment

To help catch up with our Twitter, we're going to be posting daily until - at least - the end of November. Stay tuned.

submitted 135 days ago • 2 comments

Twilight Sparkle has had an ongoing Minecraft Let's Play since 2011. Her friends do not know about it.

submitted 136 days ago • 1 comment

Twilight Sparkle is in the intro of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

submitted 137 days ago • 8 comments