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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Terrible fantasy footbal gambler. Worse amateur poker player
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Almost forgot I'm on chauffeur duty for basketball practice tomorrow Parents of teammate of my kid asked for drive to/from practice Parents went to Mexico, leaving their 17yrold alone for 10 days, when school is on break. Attending practice is the least of their worries 🤣

On today's episode of: Lethbridge drivers are trash......we're live from the Costco parking lot Snow is covering some of the directional arrows on the pavement, the latge signs 5ft above the ground indicating "Do not enter" are an apparent suggestion today

Roses are red Throwing things into water makes a splash Holy shit Lethbridge drivers are trash

When this is the fundraising ask 😂 I'm buying raffle tix 🤣 "Good afternoon gents. My son has MMA in Iowa in June. He hopes to smite the other children & bathe in their blood He's selling raffle tickets to solidify his pledge to do harm to others. This is a chance support child on child violence."

Neighbors were at Costco and found a kitten outside amongst cart return Shelter said to leave it where they found it ..... was -30° overnight, they took it home. After a week, shelter still had no room They've kept kitten & named it Carma I'm disappointed, should have named it KIRKLAND

The kid's basketball team played a team from an affluent Calgary bedroom community yesterday. First time seeing a Lamborghini SUV in the wild. Only noticed it after reading "Lamborghini" on the back Looks like many other mid-size SUVs

Grocery hack: If you pull up and park at the "pick up area" signs @ a grocery store, employees will try and load your vehicle with food, regardless of why you're parked there. Passed on 4 separate orders so far while awaiting teen shoppers & I'm the only car here

MFer I grew up before NAFTA. I didn't have an avocado until I was 15 years old. I ate lunch in a Zellers cafeteria. I thought Robin Hood was just a guy who made flour. I was made for this moment.

Out of town basketball tournament. Not 1 other parent has been in the lounge or is partaking in hotel lobby drinks

Forgot how good oyster crackers are 🤤 Can't find them anywhere local for some reason

As a favour to a friend, sat thru a brief "World Financial Group" presentation put on by his significant other. Do not recommend, 0 out of 10 stars. Seems like a pyramid scheme. Whatever happened to selling Tupperware as your side-hustle?

Not to brag, but the 12th Grade daughter knows EVERYTHING I've told her today 🙄

My daughter, who bought into the hype: I can't believe the Lions lost. To Washington even, they've never been good Me: Washington has won Superbowl's Daughter: Yeah, back in the 19s? Me: the 19s? Daughter: yeah, the Nineteen hundreds Me: fuck

Attempting to sell anything through social media "market places" is an adventure So many obvious scammers to mock while waiting for a legit potential buyer

The charcuterie box from Wild Bros is really good

Tonight's après-basketball meal is toasted chicken "caesar" tortilla wraps and a queso blanco with green chiles That'll work lunch tomorrow too so I won't get the "there no food for lunch" text at 8am

Even the coffee place is judging me 🤣

Plumbers said they'd show up at 9 Showed up at 8:45 ✅️ Had everything they needed for repairs in their truck ✅️ Finished quickly and cleaned up after themselves ✅️ That's some great service Off to buy lottery tickets as that rarely happens