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Schrodinger on his birthday: I'm not opening any of them.

I drink 32 of these a day

We weren’t allowed to say butt growing up we had to say bottom

I’m tired of fixing 3d printers for people 😩

This town ain’t big enough for the poo in us

This town ain’t big enough for the poo in us

feels like someone just remote viewed me

I was on here too much today. The weather was nice, I shoulda been out doin country boy shit but instead I was on the couch posting about fuckin film noir and simon and garfunkel. Pathetic

I would not have made it as a film noir detective. I’d be whining like “the chiaroscuro lighting is messing with my astigmatism”

if i were hot i'd definitely use my powers for evil

your favorite poster's favorite sleep paralysis demon

It’s kinda funny when someone you’ve followed forever but doesn’t follow you likes one of your posts. It’s like, hey, we could, be friends, maybe?

smoking that shit that gives you love and respect for your fellow humans

A muffin is kinda like a mushroom if you think about it

microplastic, it’s fantastic🎶

Shot/developed/scanned/edited these all myself I’m film-to-table now

My kingdom for a hors d'oeuvres

Gonna tell my kids this is simon and garfunkel

I kinda think morrissey and danzig might be like a dr jeckyll and mr hyde type situation

what if we are both mirages hazily waving at each other across sparkling whitecaps and shimmering heat from our tiny stranded islands what if we find out neither of us are real

I don’t have a skull

(Me, genius) I will do this task later when it’s less convenient

Ashley thinks I’m eating leftovers tonight while she goes out with her friend. No. I’m eating burger 😈

It seems my local firm will only represent me in a court of mattress

Get two burns with one stove

room temperature diet dr pepper

Liking your nudes but as an artist

doin some shit on a lark

damn who knew that playing your instrument would make you better at it?