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NFL analyst for Draft Kings CFB analyst for Big 12 Radio on TuneIn Super Bowl XLV Champion 11-yr NFL vet
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I’m absolutely fascinated by these Jaguars stock photo ass walk n talk posts. I wish normal companies did this to be honest just for the lulz.

Rewatching Righteous Gemstones from the beginning is never a bad idea.

Is anyone watching Common Side Effects?

Ok is it just me or is the autocorrect on iPhone objectively bad? It’s been this way for me for years but when I text in haste it changes to words that are nonsensical. Am I the idiot?

My large Slovenian son has a heart of gold 💛😢

The Eagles are SuperBowl champions in large part bc the Titans, Giants, Jets, and Saints had moments of being bad at business. This league is about who wins the arbitrage game in as many areas as they can.

This entire game is just a big ass neon sign that says WEIGHT ROOM

Mahomes just got CRUSHED. This Philly defense has given no oxygen

Philly pole grease suppliers are in a panic right now

Turn out the lights, the paaaaaartys over…

Tough.

🤔

Eagles using every second of the play clock on offense. If they don’t make any big mistakes this game is cooked.

“But you know they love to sue”… Man I wanna do ANYTHING in like as well as Kendrick is a hater.

Serena was crip walking like she was in the Wimbledon final

“Say, Drake, I heard you like em young” in front of 100million people is INSAANNNEEESE

The wrong people will criticize this bc it’s not for THEM, but this show is black as hell and Kendrick to the fullest.

The COREOGRAPHY alone Whew!

Samuel Jackson not dropping F bombs feels like holding back a race horse.

Giving Thuney a chance to be his GREAT self at LG while having a LT who plays tackle in with chip help feels like a legit move at half. This can’t continue like it is for KC.

Kellen Moore calling a great game in his future home

This win for Philly would be as much on the GM as any I can remember. Baun being a prime example.

NO DAMN WAY

I dont know the Andy halftime adjustment for THEY BETTER THAN US AT ALL THE SPOTS.

Maybe having the most talented roster in the NFL matters…. MAYBE!

Oh boy.

That was a TE screen and to get home that quickly was insane by Philly.

Incredible open field tackling by Reid. That QB run usually messes with numbers

Steens First play as a replacement OL and you get beat 🤮 Been there buddy.

The pressure on Mahomes so far is looking a lot like Super Bowl 55 when he was running for his life. Not a great early sign.

“Make Jalen Hurts Beat You” was said so many times leading up to this game some folks forgot he’s pretty damn good still.

Said all week I wouldn’t be shocked if Goedert outgained Kelce.