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I love that in my Welsh lessons the first response I was taught for "how are you?" was "terrible!" Now apparently I've graduated from brutal honesty to polite ambiguity because I just learned "not bad."

just got snuggled into bed so naturally now I'm the hungriest I've ever been in my life

"everye chatgpt query [metaphoricallye/potentiallye] bulldozeth an acre of raynforest"

I hadn’t really thought about the casting for Jadis before but now I’m realizing just how hard it’s going to be for anyone to follow Tilda Swinton. She was perfect. I feel like Jadis needs to have an otherworldliness about her, an imposing presence. I like both of these women but for the role 🤷🏻‍♀️

I am so seated for this y’all don’t even know

we have a security camera focused the front desk and I just glanced at it and a student had brought her little white dog in and while her friend took pictures was staging it to look like the dog was checking out books 😭 the dog was less than cooperative so that was highly entertaining lol

it’s the last week of classes so naturally everything is falling apart

mind your tone when you talk about my mama please 😭

Gandalf the White moment is coming, y'all. I was SICK all weekend over my phone. I prayed for a Revenant situation where not only did it survive Big Bear Mountain but crawled to safety to be found lol but anyway prayed nonstop all weekend and I'm feeling good about it. God's got me on this one

would y’all believe I had never heard of parti yorkies but I have met two in the last two days?!

further proof bluesky’s algorithm leaves a lot to be desired: it just put a post about CC on my feed. any post about her I’m going to side-eye, but when they have a pic of her as their pfp? like come on that is a red flag

saw our paperback copy of Interview with the Vampire on the shelving cart today and it was nowhere near that shabby the last time I saw it. these brutes must be shoving it in their backpacks fore-edge down

wishbone

I still cannot believe they killed off Gwendoline Christie’s character AND in such a stupid way. Easily one of the top 3 characters and convenient ongoing antagonist but they gave her a death with no stakes and no emotional impact? Wastedddd

omg someone save me from myself I can’t stop singing hotline bling

no 20th anniversary pride and prejudice screenings near me

have y’all missed me? this weekend I have drastically reduced my screen time and prioritized more important things through willpower* alone *I forgot to take my phone out of my pocket on a roller coaster and it has fallen into shadow

sneakers is such a hilarious name for shoes when you think about it

anyway everyone stream Salvation so Rebecca Black can go on her own tour without Miss Plastic Bag

my coworker casually mentioned they used chatgtp to write a three-sentence blurb for our staff picks display. I hope they’re ready for me make this a hostile work environment

i was not built for this (getting out of bed)

Shelly-Ann racing in her kid's Parents Day race at the school is the funniest thing I've seen all week LMAO

“I never see you at the club” I never see you on my sofa watching shows with me

I have seen so many ScarJo movies and always loved her performances but something about her in Jurassic World is breaking my brain. Like you don’t belong in this world?? MCU? Sure, you built that, honey! But here? I feel like the whole movie I will be too aware that that’s Scarlett Johansson.

today my coworker mentioned having not heard welsh spoken before and with entirely too much enthusiasm I whipped out duolingo and she had the privilege of witnessing me almost fail my lesson

my watch just notified me that I met my move goal… meanwhile me for the last half hour:

I have been a Rebecca Black fan for the last like 4 years, ever since I learned she was still releasing music. Since she just released a new album, I thought she might finally be touring! Great news: she is!! Worst possible news at the worst possible time: she’s opening for stupid KATY PERRY!!! 😀🔫