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mobettacool.bsky.social
Part time comedian, Dope Black Dad, I use to podcast…but I’ll be back! Cooler than Eskimos outside an Igloo NC IG: @mobetta_cool @thekickbykepod
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Me: Aquarius Mom: Scorpio Pops: Leo Brothers: Libra and Scorpio Sister: Scorpio

A little late but uh….GONE DROP THEM TERRIBLE TOWELS IN THE DIRTY LAUNDRY TILL SEPTEMBER!!! #RavensFlock 🐦‍⬛

still waiting on my peeps but ima keep healing and affirming myself until then

One thing about First 48 in Tulsa….if you do some shit…DONT go to Quik Trip!

So those “weather machines” some of y’all say controlling the weather…the ones in Cali ain’t working??? The controller broke???? Fire burnt the weather machine headquarters down or something???

Gone send the text fellas so she can see it while she up right now having a drink and chilling or when she wake up in the morning…. don’t forget to add the “no need to reply”

#mood #MerryChristmas #JingoBells

#Heisamn 🏆🦬

This that cold that make you cuss when you get in the car or make it inside “SHHHHHIIIIIIT”

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Just here to rep the dopest zodiac…..

Out here stealing her own damn car 🤦🏾‍♂️

Won a lol, lost a few

Who already done started eating and drinking? I know some of y’all have….

Done prepping Colonizer Takeover Day food…Trying to watch some late night basketball in peace but….

Who done started cooking/prepping already or Colonizer Takeover Day???

Definitely bout to be hitting my kid w/ the Kendrick at bedtime “Turn This TV off! Turn this TV off!”

GNX…TV Off and Peekaboo got me.

Kendrick….GNX

It’s FRIDAY!

Cross was good! Aunt Nancy nem had him on the ropes! Can’t wait to see what they do Season 2

If she don’t know to hit this move ANYTIME I Wanna Be Down come on…she ain’t the one fam…move on! She probably cheat and like raisins in her tayda salad on the low…

Wu Tang WSSU Homecoming

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Big Boi features don’t get talked about enough…He’s smoked every one he’s been on

All of us who grew taking naps in kindergarten should also have mandated naps as adults in the workplace

Me….when MTV Catfish pull up, and I have to tell the girl that I’m not the one she’s been talking to…..but she fine tho… #ButICanbeTho #LoveAtFirstCatfish #LetsTalkaboutitatWaffleHouse

If you wasn’t in the parties and the clubs from the Throwback jersey/5x tee/baggy jeans cuff touching the earth - In the club dressed like HR/management era… you missed out…WHAT A TIME!!!

Being a dad Still having both parents Being black

Cowboy fans should be entitled to some type of compensation for Chronic Demboyism

Nas Big Pac Life of Pablo and Earlier Ye Pimp C