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2006 Time Person of the Year Non-practicing intellectual he/him
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Sic semper tyrannis

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Ugh, why do my sinuses have opinions about the weather??

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Truer every day

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Chuck Schumer, being led into a concentration camp, smugly: "Does Trump really think this will bring down the price of eggs? I believe he'll find himself sorely mistaken."

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

My current theory is that when I watched Get Out in 2017, I was actually put into the sunken place and I've never gotten out. I hope everyone on the outside is doing alright. It's a disaster in here

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Written by Chuck Schumer

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Wow, I wonder why everyone rushed to say Tesla wasn't getting that big government contract. Maybe because they'd be useless in the Canadian invasion plan our worm-brained administration wants?

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Have you considered the possibility that the White House WANTS this fight? That's why it's best to give up in advance. I'm very smart.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I need a new TLC. Where's the modern band that puts out a catchy song that tells me a new slang word and then describes what it means?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Live look in at RFK Jr's first day at HHS

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Every American paying even a little bit of attention:

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

This is good! This is what they need to keep doing! Keep gumming up the works. Maybe our Democrats are learneding.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

At a time when the entire federal government is being dismantled and all social safety nets are being shredded, what we need is universal basic income. www.politico.com/news/magazin...

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

This might be the most nakedly corrupt document I’ve seen on DOJ letterhead — and I wrote a history of Watergate!

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Drake rn:

submitted 13 days ago • 69 comments

I directed the commercial that shows my company's in-house ChatGPT product emotionally supporting a grieving child. The one where the tagline is "Always Intelligent. Never Artificial." My company is already bankrupt. I will never have a job that pays less than seven figures for the rest of my life.

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

The Democrats keep going through the Lucy-pulling-the-football routine, but they are both Charlie Brown and Lucy in this case.

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This is why Jeffries was voted into a leadership position: in these unprecedented and horrifying times, he's stepping up and leading.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Congrats to Volkswagen for no longer being the Nazi car company.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely gobsmacked that this isn't American.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

First they came for the socialists, And I said nothing, because you have to pick your battles, See, it's actually smart not to stop the fascists from destroying things in their quest for power while you wait for them to do something even worse and then you hold out just a little bit more until-

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Chuck all these failures out on the streets. Take away their platforms. Get people worth a damn in charge of the Democrats. Fucks sake.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Let's goooooooo!! Zombie spiders take the wheel www.popsci.com/environment/...

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Surely NOW Grimes will take him back

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Oh cool, the guys trying to institute an evil autocracy are all named like Star Wars characters doing the same thing

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

A most important whale fact

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

enough is enough. democratic leadership in congress needs to act now and text me saying they need five to ten dollars

submitted 21 days ago • 98 comments

I know things seem grim, and they're only going to get worse. That means it's extremely important to find little moments of joy, to help keep ourselves sane. For instance, never forget to delight in the misfortune of fuckers like this.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Please, I am begging you: turn off the internet. Shut it down.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

BREAKING: Trump signs Executive Order to only use Whitehawk helicopters from now on

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

cnn what the FUCK are you doing

submitted 23 days ago • 66 comments

He can't really do this, can he? A new executive order that "whenever Trump isn't on the screen, all the reporters should be asking 'where's Trumpie?'"

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