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Elongated Muskrat bought X just to have a place his X's could contact him.

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Anyone who tells you the country can be run like a business or a household is an economic moron that doesn't understand any of the three.

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Imagine being dumb enough to defend the richest man in the world for free.

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I was feeling kind of indifferent about Mythic Quest until the "Dark Quiet Death" episode. Jake Johnson and Cristin Milioti just crushing it. So, so good.

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Love this energy from #JamesMaddison on his TikTok after Keane accused him of being too focused on darts. #COYS @tottenhamhotspur.com

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See? Everybody benefits from DEIA. 🤣

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

This is so smart. @petebuttigieg.bsky.social , thoughts ? And if you see this. A reminder. This is not Twitter. You can engage here and have thoughtful discussions ! We all look forward to reading your thoughts

submitted 17 days ago • 6081 comments

For Valentine's Day show your partner all your past posts where you called a previous partner your forever valentine.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

All the memes and jokes about Elon's kid are funny but behind all of it is a minor who surely didn't give consent to be put out there like that by his Nazi father, was used as a tool, and is now going to be meme fodder forever over something he didn't get to choose to be a part of.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Time and consequences are two things people talk about as nauseam but as a species we're pretty terrible at navigating either of them very well. Tl;dr we are eternally fucking around and finding out, much to our detriment

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People say I look young and I say thank you and then my knees sound like I'm pulverizing pork rinds as I walk away

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If conservative Christians knew how to read AND actually picked up a Bible, they might find this to be a bit troubling

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The mufuggin hit song is literally, "Not Like Us." Y'all not liking the performance proves the point.

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Sometimes trying to educate dumb people sounds like ridicule to them. Take that as you will. 😉

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"I couldn't understand him!' - The same people who think "ba witda ba da bang de bang" are top tier lyrics

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A lot of white people think they're dog whistling when it actually sounds more like perfect English through a bullhorn

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I didn't watch the halftime show but I know I'd like it just looking at who didn't.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

I want the continued belief the NFL is scripted to win the Super Bowl.

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I love the show Higher Potential because it shows how terrible the police are at solving crimes without the help of someone who's actually intelligent

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I've watched every episode of Severance twice and if you asked me to explain what's going on I'd just look at you, dumbfounded; and yet, I cannot stop watching it.

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If you told me he signed an executive order to make all emojis one color I'd be like, yeah, that tracks.

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So trans women weaken the military but they're dominating athletics, huh?

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When people are talking about DEI don't let them forget it's actually DEIA (accessibility), which opponents of it like to leave off because it makes them look like bigger monsters than they already are.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

What we need is more white men in their 40s telling us whether a Black woman from Houston can put out a genuine country album or not.

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I don't know, maybe the guy who became a billionaire by siphoning a little money off every transaction someone sent shouldn't have unfettered access to the country's monetary payment systems.

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Ya boy is not participating in any traditional Grammys week celebrations,,, if ya catch me outside,,, we giving back to this area and its families and first responders. 👍🏾

submitted 29 days ago • 286 comments

I wouldn't trust the current administration with a flight of alcohol.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

A much necessary W for @tottenhamhotspur.com! #COYS #Spurs #PremierLeague

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www.reuters.com/world/europe...

submitted 33 days ago • 1263 comments

This place was a wrap the minute we let plantation owners go back to their homes after the Civil War.

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Good morning to all the white women and veterans who voted for Trump because they thought DEI meant Black people, not realizing they are in fact, also DEI hires.

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So ICE is looking for freeloading criminal immigrants by raiding work places? Make this oxymoronic shit make sense

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Making excuses for the behavior of Nazis is how you get more Nazis.

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I don't even watch American football and I want Notre Dame to win just because J(ust) D(umb) Vance is going to watch and cheer for Ohio State

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Imagine where we'd be if Howard Dean never shouted

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One thing I don't buy in movies or shows with immortals is how undeveloped their emotions are. You've been here for 5000 years and you struggle with getting broken up with? You can't emotionally regulate and you've been here since the dawn of time? GTFOH with that nonsense.

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What's wild is if you offered even a fractional residual for every time you resold a batch of data with mine in it I'd probably go for it & save you all the subterfuge-y terms of service, bs. The total is alarming but I'm fine with you having the data on how often I look up the same keto recipes.

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Ok, I get that some people say they're night owls and some say they're a "morning person," but what if afternoons are your jam?

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Considering there's an #UnrivaledBasketball team with 3 current or former @chicagoskybr.bsky.social players AND their name is Rose (D Rose reference?), they are the team I'm adopting in the league.

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Oh yeah? #luigi #ceo #ai

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It's "download every video I've ever saved from TikTok day"

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Apparently hell freezing over is starting in Washington DC on Monday. #inauguration

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The United States of America IS a conspiracy. This is both why we think everything is a conspiracy and also why it's ridiculous to claim there are secret ones happening. There's no secret cabal. They just run for office or are in the billionaire class right in your face.

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Outside in LA is like a post-apocalyptic movie but with traffic, rn

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In true, "to a hammer, everything is a nail," fashion, Trump has considered trying to deport the California wildfires.

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Solanke has been amazing today, as has Spurs back line. #COYS #Tottenham

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