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Go to hang out with baby goats the other day. They are cute af, that is all 🥰

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Awesome article written by a guy I know! If you are a Marvel fan - www.newsweek.com/entertainmen...

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Transcribed my great grandfather's journal. On Feb 2nd he made a note of Candlemas Day - did not call it Groundhog Day as many Americans would have.

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Why I read Handmaids Tale 1st thing after the election last year...😒

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All federal workers and federal contractors rn,

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!!IT IS NOT FUCKING CANCER!! FUCK YES!! 🥳🥳🥳

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A quote from #TheManInTheHighCastle by #PhilipKDick for....absolutely no reason whatsoever! 😒 TW: ableist language

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The house we live in is fairly old & we have experienced a few minor strange things...do worry about a housesitter running for the hills someday though!

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Today in WELL IS IT FUCKING CANCER OR NOT?? - a biopsy! And 3-5 interminably long business days to wait for results. Strongly encouraged my coworkers - and by extension, anyone who is reading this to... 🌟GET ROUTINE SCREENINGS SCHEDULED! SCHEDULE THAT SHIT!! 🌟

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Driving to see family & saw a guy dressed up like a mushroom on the side of the road, just dancing happily. What a fun-gi!

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Medical tests pre-mid 40s: Everything looks good! Medical tests in mid 40s: Yeeeeaaaah you're gonna have to come back for another test. It could be nothing or FUCKING CANCER 😐

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Really enjoyed Twin Peaks. I remember being surprised by how genuinely terrifying some parts of it were. RIP 😔🖤🤍

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Me during the Nosferatu credits: "THE CAT LIVED, YOU GUYS!!" I did greatly appreciate "Van Helsing's" Cat Daddy character arc 😹 I had read mixed reviews but really liked the movie myself. It drew a lot from the apocalyptic Herzog 1979 Nosferatu, which I think is apropos for post-COVID times.

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Not huge into Star Trek myself but this looks like such a cool class!! Spotted at CU Boulder -

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Actual footage of me making sure I have enough PTO to do what I want this year like,

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Radio playing Do You Realize?? and The Clash's Armageddon Time back to back as I navigate smaller & larger concerns today.

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That time I asked a costumed reenactor at the Alamo if there was a basement there. He had to confer with a bunch of other reenactors, none of whom had seen this movie I guess...and kindly returned to report that no, there was NO basement at the Alamo. How I kept a straight face, I'll never know! 😬😁

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@tehjessica.bsky.social happy 40th birthday! I hope it was an awesome day!! 🥰🥳

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The chaos & confusion I cause in Chipotle when all I get is guacamole and chips.

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The new guy at work is amused by my use of analogies - this here one is particularly well done!

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