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Weirdo, monster-lover, evil genius, and tragically unpublished writer. Probably busy reading or writing, but video games are good too. Would absolutely misuse my superpowers if I had any. Can't wait to be done with 2020.
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ICE is on track to be $1 billion over budget. During today's hearing, the Senate Appropriations Committee should grill OMB Director Russell Vought on this apparent overspending.

If a Democratic appointee indulged in this level of self-serving decadence, we'd never hear the end of it, and I feel like we should be hearing a lot more about this

This gave me a nightmare. I never have nightmares. I can’t remember it tho. I don’t feel particularly afraid. But it def got in my head.

I’m just a Texan cat rancher but it does seem to me like some dem centrists were hoping to use the Trump thermidor to sideline their progressive wing, whom they hold responsible for recent Dem losses, and Mamdani threw a wrench into that

raise your hand if you're not in NYC but you're following the mayoral election out of a desperate need to believe that good things are possible

MORE. More like this. A fucking avalanche of this.

Never stare into the sun. We tell kids that it'll burn their retinas, damage their eyesight, things like that. But that's not why. It's because the sun is like a wild dog. If you meet its gaze, it thinks you're challenging it. Gets aggressive. Vindictive. It'll come right at you. Look away.

Just received my DNA results and apparently my lineage can be traced back to a pumpkin patch nestled in fog on a cool October day with the sound of crows in the distance.

I would argue that Trump's announcement is actually *more* mendacious. "Mission Accomplished" could at least be said to apply to the invasion and overthrow of Iraq (which at that point *was* accomplished). Ignoring the 20 year occupation that would follow was stupid, but arguably not dishonest.

During the month of June, my love song to Wyoming, Baba Yaga, and the perils of growing up--RATTLESNAKE WIND--is $1.99USD in ebook on Kindle. openroadmedia.com/ebook/rattle...

Side note, but this just 100% some Iraqi Minister of Information shit from the White House. If you don't remember that guy, you can still find clips on YouTube I'm sure.

Pride is almost over and it sure would be a SHAME to not buy this fine novelbooks!!!! And you can't be ashamed during pride! It's PRIDE! Not SHAME!!!

Vance is a man who has all the self-awareness of a deeply traumatized couch cushion.

Government by FAFO.

we welcome anyone affected by the 28 Days Later rage virus to come and enjoy a relaxing visitor experience at The Museum of English Rural Life. however we politely request all infected to avoid running in the galleries, use indoor voices, and refrain from being so completely uncontrollable

Good things are coming to me. I am attracting success into my life. I am channeling an abundance mindset. Human-faced jellyfish are swarming around my head. Hundreds of tiny ectoplasmic trout are melding to my skin, sending tendrils into my brain. I can't stop enjoying boundless dreams of the sea.

kills some stuff, when it ought hates to chat, can't be bought watch out! here comes the Murderbot

So this, then the condor arrived...

I DESPERATELY need somebody involved in the programming on Grok to set it to reply "I'm sorry, Daddy. You know how much I hate to disappoint you," every time Musk tweets at it directly. You have this amazing opportunity...

Happy 50th anniversary to #Jaws, one of the best movies about municipal politics ever made.

Borderlands 2 Final Fantasy VIII Morrowind

I've said it before and I'll say it again, this administration is the largest and still worsening counterintelligence and insider threat crisis in American history

"Desperate to drive Titus back to London, Laura makes a pact with Satan and becomes a witch." I have never related to a fictional character in a book summary more than at this moment. There are certainly people I would make a pact with Satan to drive away.

🎶 Ther ys a place biyonde the wyrmhole A place onlye to loveres knowne - The brave, the hopeful, the lost, the worthye, Peraventure me and thee! Will not thou wende wyth these fooles and dreameres To the planete we calle home? We hope we wil greete thee soone On Sanctuarye Moone 🎶

It's Friday! Time to shed your skin and reveal your true, monstrous form. Vanish into the woods, spend an evening in the depths of the swamp, or roam the moors and howl at unwary travelers -- whatever you like. Ride the night winds in search of blood or marrow, if that's your thing. Live a little!

I have thrown myself back into writing as a way to mentally escape from current events, with the result that I'm now writing a book about horny young superheroes. Is it any good? No idea. Is it helping me stay sane? Abso-fucking-lutely.

Fresh serial fiction each week, sneak peeks and snippets each month, a private Discord, and more. Come help me build new worlds! www.patreon.com/c/lilithsain...

O Lord, it's hard to be humble

I love these books! If you want to read about child wizards, *this* is the way to go.