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modernkiwi.bsky.social
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whoever convinced executives at walgreens that customers would love going up to doors and having to open them to find out they are empty is the greatest grifter of all time. just a masterclass

submitted 37 days ago • 155 comments

So glad I came back to Bluesky so I could see this Congrats!

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Pressure from employees at tech and social media companies has been one of the few things that has been effective in getting these companies to change their policies. What you do, what you say, and what you agree to build in these times matters a lot.

submitted 46 days ago • 19 comments

if you order spaghetti at an italian restaurant they should let you take your top off if it’s white

submitted 46 days ago • 44 comments

i’m kind of amazed at how this is just the crudest, most obvious n****rbaiting you can imagine. “the people you don’t like, yeah, they are responsible for everything bad.” and it works!

submitted 47 days ago • 3232 comments

they said in 2025 i will say "Heavens to betsy" . I wont be incorporating the phrase "Heavens to betsy" into my posts, not in 2025, not ever

submitted 46 days ago • 366 comments

Did you know it was peach season 😳

submitted 47 days ago • 7 comments

New oppressive Bluesky guidelines dropped that if you think I’m hot you have to repost me 😔

submitted 46 days ago • 7 comments

the chosen is waking up

submitted 46 days ago • 71 comments

i feel so bad for leaves decomposing on sidewalks. they should be releasing their wonderful nutrients on gracious soil

submitted 46 days ago • 41 comments

in the wake of trumps win and a completely useless democratic party, we talk to a DSA co-chair about what’s next for the left in the US

submitted 46 days ago • 22 comments

LA is completely on fire, richmond virginia has had no water for 3 days and we’re supposed to pretend to care about the ‘gulf of america’

submitted 47 days ago • 58 comments

It sucks that Meta ending fact checking on its platform is getting more coverage than Meta adding a close Trump ally to its board of directors Naked oligarchy shit

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone else been getting ads for this Copaganda slop ALL THE TIME on YouTube? It can’t just be me right?

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I haven't seen the musical yet, but whenever I listen to the film version of No One Mourns the Wicked and get to the part with the Wizard and Elphaba's mom, I think of this

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

FOOD & UTILITIES URGENT! Disabled. SCAC has them housed thru Feb but only the rent part. They've got to cover the rest. While they wait on WV services to get them the long-promised housing & job. 50 ppl $10 each is good. Pls RS/QS. Pls do what you can. #HelpFolksLive2024

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

The Biden admin is hosting the incoming trump admin at their /homes/ for dinner. Doing everything they can to ensure this goes easily for the Trumpers. They never cared about fascism and lied about fighting for us - the dems are collaborators. Source: www.axios.com/2025/01/06/a...

submitted 48 days ago • 6 comments

Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo

submitted 48 days ago • 27 comments

we are in the era of “it FEELS true” mindset

submitted 48 days ago • 61 comments

Conservatives in 2005: You don’t think or act like me, you ain’t a real man! Conservatives in 2025: I don’t care how you identify, you’re still a man.

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

am i fucking insane for thinking journalists and reporters and even some democrats are taking trumps threats to take canada, greenland, the panama canal by force seriously? have some fucking back bone

submitted 48 days ago • 149 comments

Hey guys, I just got shadowbanned on Twitter for god knows what reason, so I’m posting on here in the meantime Check this out

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I love having an alternative to Twitter while I watch the bird app burn

submitted 524 days ago • 0 comments

Dads love to say “it’s not the heat that gets you, it’s the humidity!”

submitted 547 days ago • 3 comments

And yet people can't

submitted 546 days ago • 1 comment

Master Duel remains a good game

submitted 546 days ago • 0 comments

This is so hype🥰🥰🥰🥰 @socalledcharlie.bsky.social

submitted 551 days ago • 0 comments

I love Master Duel guys it’s so good

submitted 554 days ago • 0 comments

What is social media meant for if not to tell strangers to shut up?

submitted 554 days ago • 0 comments

Goodnight yall

submitted 555 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna try to post on here every so often. What can I do here with my posts that I can’t do with my tweets?

submitted 555 days ago • 0 comments