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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐃𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐒, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔.
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YOU WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TO TRY ! [ FUCKING WRITHING AROUND ON THE FLOOR WITH THE TIGER. DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET AT THOSE EARS WHILE DODGING THE BITES AND SWIPES ! ]

It's not a fucking zenith, Wraith. You are cursed by an unending hunger, and you think that's the peak ? The insurmountable joy of existence is . . . To constantly starve and kill and starve and kill ? ? ? Fuck's sake, you being a construct makes no difference. I've met constructs of metal and -

🌊: my throat is hoarse from laughing fuck I got so distracted I triple carted to Nu udra kckdncbdbx

[ LUNGING IN KIND FOR A TACKLE ! HE'S STRONG FOR SUCH A WIRY LIL FUCKER . . . ] GRRRRGH JUST LET ME LOVE ON YOU, DICK! [ NEAR FERAL SNARLING ? ? ? ]

🌊: fast food talk turned into angst really quick oops

Who said it was pity ? Gods forbid a man feel compassion, fuck ! It's always pity this, aid that, like, damn ! I just wanna help people ! I just want you to be happy ! You can accept help ! It doesn't make you weak ! ! !

RAAAAAAAGH [ KEEPING PACE, PERSISTENCE PREDATOR ON HIS HEELS ]

I never said I was gonna touch you ! I'll just. Stare. With disappointment. Until you cave.

Or what ? Scared I'm gonna ruin your fearsome image ? ~ [ PICKING UP SPEED. HE'S FAST, FOR A HUMAN. ]

. . . [ GMod npc walking towards him. ]

I can fix that. Fuck's sake ! ! ! Just let me help you, or so help me by Desna's star-speckled teats I will . . . Rrrgh. I don't know.

👁 👁 [ Staring menacingly at Oscar. ] You're a Terrible Liar.

Eh yeah, they are, but like . . . Most mortal ancestries eat them when cooking isn't option. . . . Plus, they taste good.

The tiger says he's not a softie, but I will bet twenty plat chips he melts if you scratch behind his ears.

. . . We really need to get you some chicken nuggets and french fries, Wraith.

I mean, Do you really WANT your food to run from you ? . . . Don't answer that question.

🌊: FETUS CHUNKS IM VONNGA JDGSGDBDBF AHAHAHDDGDVD

Uh . . . Fast enough ? I dunno it's never tried to run from me. . . . Yet.

I think the bloodlust would fade if, like. It had a big mac.

I should really get the Arkveld(s) like. Fast food, or something.

Every action has an equal reaction, yeah ? Same thing applies to our abilities. I definitely can take more if a beating compared to your average human, though. As you uh, can tell by the map of scars on my skin.

Well, it's not something I can do infinitely - the mental stress of preparing stronger spells means I can only do so much magic before burning myself out. And hey ! Having one thing you're good at isn't a bad thing, means you can master it !

I . . . Have an aversion to fire, so my damaging magic typically relies on lightning or extreme decreases in temperature. I also practice translocation magic in addition to utility spells. Wall climbing, water breathing, invisibility . . . The works.

I try to balance between living the wild life, spending down time tending to my greenhouse, and doing research. Parties are fun, but you gotta know which ones to go to. Don't wanna wake up missing your boxers and with a black eye. Speaking from experience, heh !

Matthias is beyond surprised at this, just kinda staring at Shizuka with those wide cyan eyes . . . Before he bursts out into laughter - not mocking, but happy, extremely so. "Gods, we really must be related in some way, fact you picked up on that so quick, hah . . . Fuck, yeah. That's probably -

Exaaactly ! Hells, we even have schools where magic is taught as part of the basic curriculum ! . . . I do enjoy reading arcane textbooks though. Might be a bit of a nerd, hah.

Why are all the handsome ones assholes ?

And someone who doesn't know what Pym Particles are would claim it's magic, right ? The science is so advanced, it might as well be, yeah ?

Magic is just a science we don't understand yet. Gravity to early mortals must've been like magic, yet we figured out that it's usually mostly natural !

I kill but, only if I have to. It's not something I enjoy doing, but innocent people will suffer if I don't. I'm more than willing to bloody my hands if it means innocents get to live a normal life. I think I've met Wolverine, though. Nice guy, bit gruff.

I mean . . . Career-wise ? I'm functionally a mercenary, but I only take jobs that are on the up and up. What I practice ? Mostly arcane magic, useful for combat - I'm what people call a magus, or a spellsword. I fight with both blade and spell, so . . . Yeah.

The sheer biodiversity in this pseudo-greenhouse is astonishing - and weird. A majority of the plants are almost . . . Artistically sculpted, with geometric patterns. "Well, I take care of it, yeah. Lotta these came from a plane of existence made of infinite plant matter. 'S where I go to relax !"

Oh yeah it for sure is passive. Though, I'd like to see you try. ~ Tougher than I look.

Yeah, a couple of generations back, on my mom's side.

"𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑯𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒓." - Ace Attorney Roleplay - Ships with chem - Turnabout Beginnings/Turnabout Reminiscence - MV/MS - OC and Crossover friendly ♥️ + 🔁 ?

I'm also part catfolk, I was just purposefully being a dick.

why did i get stuck with the obstinate wyverns...

Oh boy . . . Listen. Not all magic is able to be understood through science - HOWEVER ! Most of what I practice is closer to science than what priests or druids do. It's mathematical, and requires a lot of writing.

And ? I know people who do both . . . Including me !

. . . Have you tried ? Arcane magic is just a bunch of mathematics and geometry when you get down to it.

🌊: the corpse pile grows...

I have magic ? I'm a practicing magus.