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modestlycrowned.bsky.social
Pronoun: "Gauncle" "Spread love! Das what a real mob do." - Lil Kim
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Masculinity ain’t being hard all the time. It’s being stable. Grounded. Calm in chaos. When you’re the mountain, storms pass around you.

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

Thoughts on Donald Trump: "Damn bitch please dieee!"

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

This album has had me in a chokehold since Tuesday! open.spotify.com/track/1VB5CN...

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Lemme go act like I have house guests coming today and a brunch to host tomorrow 🤦🏾‍♂️

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I'm low-key STILL laughing at da way Maxwell slid ova dat track and y'all thought Pretty Wings was a love song 🤣 Realistically... Why TF is dis yo wedding song? 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Da trauma dat comes with a loss... It never crossed my mind that I avoided baking after she died. Her funeral? I skipped it! It was too much... I'm gonna bake Monday 🥰 I need to process emotions as well as buy ingredients

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My Great Aunt Annette would kick my ENTIRE ASS if she saw how empty dat top shelf is! I don't bake enough! Cause why TF don't I have vanilla, almond, nor lemon in my cupboard 🤦🏾‍♂️😤 I'm slackin in a MAJOR way and truly need my ass whooped.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

@pebblestrong.bsky.social HI DARLING!!!!!!!!!! Happy to see you 🤗

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Why my phone trynna make me throw dis ass every whicha way!?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

My advice: "Don't buy the big house!" 1st of all I came downstairs looking for my primary glasses! Somehow I got sidetracked and forgot I had shit da put up 🤦🏾‍♂️ I get downstairs and not only do I have dis shit to put up, I left a damn light on 😤 Luckily T.C. is still scared to walk down the stairs 🥰

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

BIG MOOD 🥰 music.youtube.com/watch?v=vGAd...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

HEY SUGA @honeymoonphase.bsky.social !!!!!!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Bay-behh!!!!!!!!

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

2025 is a HOT ASS MESS!!!! But we gotta story! 🤣 "I tole yo grandaddy da brang me dat dick cause I had eggs!"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Oh bitch!!!! Da quilt is $349!? No thank you! I'm done wit y'all fuh da'day. Y'all is NOT Vera Wang!!!!! 🙄

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Pottery Barn lee me lone!!! Quit! I'on wanna spend no money 🤣 Get dem ads away from me! *Clicks ad 🫣*

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Baby when I tell you dem white peepuh had it goin on!!!!

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How have y'all been doin?

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Went from 212 to 181 in a month. I meant to stop at 187 🤦🏾‍♂️ I told y'all I was gone get rid of pudge 🤣 FYI I'm a certified Army Master Fitness Trainer. I can make impossible happen 😉

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Nothing worse than finding out you babied TF out of your oldest pup 🤦🏾‍♂️ She's spoiled and it's my fukkin fault 😤

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments