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moesqueen.bsky.social
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There’s a certain age where only liking “classic rock” just means you don’t have a personality. Like sub 30(this is being generous I actually feel like it’s 40) there’s new music literally daily.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Am I going to start working out my core so I can wear crop tops?

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Airport air is 80% farts

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

My penis set off the radar at airport security. When he asked me to turn around for pat down I saw the image with the the red box over my crotch.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I got Jordan to watch chasing Amy, forgetting that there are an unreasonable amount of homophobic slurs lol

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Remember when Michelle fell off a horse and bonked her head and has amnesia and had to hug her spirit to get her memory back?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

At what point does it become ok to kill your coworkers? Theres gotta be a threshold

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

At what point is it ok to take something from the work fridge? There has been a canned coffee beverage in the work fridge for 2 weeks I’m thinking if it’s still there Friday it’s mine

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

2025 has been the year of calling people out for lying so far. My favorite lines have been “well now you’re just lying” and “that’s simply not true”

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

UPS driver: “I don’t think Elon is racist he’s just a troll” FUCKING EXCUSE ME?

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I got that type of anxiety you feel in your penis

submitted 339 days ago • 0 comments

My 2 gemini friends are really getting on my nerves this is hilarious

submitted 520 days ago • 0 comments

You know when something just like triggers something in your brain and you go off for no reason? I just saw Kelly Ripa pop up on the tv scream for half a second and I started yelling and laughing “KELLY RIPPPPPPAAAAAA” over and over

submitted 520 days ago • 0 comments

The best compliment someone can give you on your mustache is when they see you in person and then the next time you see them they’re trying to grow one of their own

submitted 543 days ago • 0 comments

Back on my pirate shit https://www.twitch.tv/spaceskelly

submitted 550 days ago • 0 comments

Donald Duck lookin ahh

submitted 550 days ago • 0 comments

The only time I ever wish I had a dog is when I see people on mountain trails with their dogs. This dog we saw Sunday was scouting the trail ahead for her humans and I want that

submitted 550 days ago • 1 comment

What is the average number of times someone shits their pants in a lifetime? I want to know where I land on that graph

submitted 552 days ago • 0 comments

It’s so crazy how my body will refuse to shit for free. Constipation all weekend but as soon as I pull into my space at work I’m prairie dogging

submitted 553 days ago • 0 comments

Me on Halloween

submitted 554 days ago • 0 comments

Cute!! @moesqueen.bsky.social

submitted 554 days ago • 0 comments

Now I’m actually convinced Elon is just trying to kill twitter. I thought he was just making dumb choices but it seems intentional now

submitted 556 days ago • 1 comment

Well guess what, you found him

submitted 556 days ago • 0 comments

Number one urinal technique: pants and underwear down to your ankles, holding your shirt up with your chin, both hands on penis The second place technique is so lack luster in comparison: wide stance, left hand on hip, right hand on penis.

submitted 557 days ago • 0 comments

Jordan met my dad

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