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moggity.bsky.social
Happily a fat middle aged lesbian with exactly no fucks left to give.
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Since nobody in my family ever tells me what they want but does tell me when what I got them was what they didn’t want I’ve decided to get them t.shirts with affirmations to myself on them for all of them until they learn some fkn gratitude.

I'm sort of relieved that I'm not the only person who sorta thought Peitha's VA's voicework of Peitha was kinda sexy.

Another lot about to go in oven, where are all the polymer clay folk at? #polymerclay

At the stage of "nowhere near enough sleep in the last week" level insomnia where I swing between "I'm Wide Awake!" and that weird not asleep but it doesn't feel "real" - every half hour.

Absolute lie. I am home and my front door is right near where I am sitting right the fuck now and one single minute between your center and my house? No, it was never on board and nobody had any intention of delivering it.

Make a legendary to sell it. Stare at it in your bank for like a full week because "but it took so long to make!". Never actually sell or use it. #gw2 I will eventually sell it, I swear! Probably.

The result of one of the pendants, glued on a bail & the chain is a little too short but it's what I had so that's what I'm wearing. Yes the phone camera i used for this is shitty cry about it somewhere else.

My first love is Polyclay and I haven't done any for years (because I have hundreds of necklaces already, literally nobody ever wants to buy them off me so I keep them all). I have outlined the process for these in with the ALT text.

Id really like for the search capacity in planet coaster 2 to suck less due to ppl learning to tag their shit properly and since im making impossible wishes id like a magic harp that dispenses doughnuts

Years ago I downloaded a little Skyrim mod that lets the player set up and run a little mobile shop and playing a level 1 scrub just struggling to stay alive carting my little shop around was some of the most fun I've had in a game & all I want is that but the full game please steal that idea devs!!

"No way such primitive humans could have created these perfectly straight and tall buildings, aliens must have done these!" - humans in 4025 about the remnants of our largest cities probably.

#tassie weather this week is fucking unhinged

Ooh the new pink flower weapon skins are pretty I might actually have a reason to spend some of this pile of tickets I've somehow acquired over the last years... #gw2

Amazed there are any devourers left in gw2 the rate i stomp the sods in gw1, mind u they are every-fucking-where in vast numbers in gw1 so they clearly breed in the million. The cliff-racers of Tyria.

#gw2 there's always room for more alts after all. I'm missing 2 from the Revenant class. Vindicator is a lot of fun though. Vindicator with the spear is extremely fun to look at. Does it do the most damage? Naw but who cares, you look so cool doing it!

#gw2 Guardians! The first is my second ever alt! Also my second sylvari husbando. And my newest alt from Dec because I had to have one of each and I keep making firebrands and I keep realising I have no freakin idea how to play them!

#gw2 yes I'm still at this, Thieves! The class that is. Again I'm apparently never going to learn my lesson to not make melee classes asura because I can never bloody see them in a fight. It is real cute though. Also spectre is very much the "Help I can't STOP!" class if you're healing someone.

#gw2 Engineers with my "press 1 to win" mech being one of my favourite "I'm tired, I don't want to effort today" classes. I send her in to Choyastorm every so often. Also my only Charr, who is a ginger cat and we all know what that means. Also if anyone at anet is reading this lemme dye the mech!!!

#GW2 Warriors up next, one of my earliest alts in the middle. Also shoutout to whoever voices male asura, I love the way they did it. I was going for 'goblin sephiroth" on him :P I also have absolutely no idea how spellbreaker works. None. I suck at it. She looks cute trying though. That outfit. <3

#gw2 Necromancers now, and I only really went with the 'theme' of their profession for the harbinger who is all green smoke all the time. Also my first dude alt, my pretty boy sylvari pocket sand healer. He will pocket-sand you back to life. Or you'll pretend to be fine to get away from it. Result!

#gw2 Rangers this time, two of whom are wearing costume and the 3rd one of whom is using mordremoth's shortbow & maces is a gimmick I can't explain without spoilering the book she's from. Read the Burning Kingdoms Trilogy first then I'll splain :P

Here's my #gw2 mesmers, and yes I'll shove all my light armoured alts into pants if I so choose to do it. Virtuoso (the middle one) is both the funniest and funnest class. Also mesmer spear is the prettiest thing ever made for video games.

#GW2 my elementalists, the weaver (the third one) is my first character in GW2 & will get the 13th birthday gift this year. I just realised they're all wearing the same pants. Apparently I really like those pants bc one of my mesmers is in em too :P

THIS TIME it will stay neat, I delude myself into believing after fixing the horded mess out of the laundry for the 106th time knowing full well there'll be a 107th.

Meanwhile in Tassie summer is all "I have a headache, I'm leaving early".

My headcanon about the Dwemer is their leaving had nothing to do with spells or chim or whatever but the fact everyone else in Tamriel is so painfully stupid that they left for somewhere that would appreciate their genius & became the Asura in Tyria.

#sims2 was the best one bc it had the storybook for photos and I used to make extremely unhinged stories in those things you could also export them (or get the files somewhere) as html pages and share them. I still have some somewhere.

IDK what it is about the guildwars 1 & 2 devs that go like "so the game, make it fun, make the graphics okay, like good but you know, the costumes should be neat and fun, the music? BLOW THEIR FUCKING MINDS. NO COMPROMISE." GW1&2 OST is the best in the business is what im sayin. HOW IS IT SO GOOD?

Acrylic pour on a hot afternoon why is the hashtag so hard to get to on ipad?????? #acrylicpour

Should I come up with some kind of artwank about this?

Soooooo… started #GW1 mostly out of curiosity. And bc im like 80 cheevos off a real big box in gw2 lol. Somehow Imma mesmer with a pet cat.

In somewhere between immediately and four years nobody is ever going to say “the start of this zombie movie wasn’t very subtle” ever again

Idk why but here is a thing. Stencil from officeworks & prisma colours from some site that had them cheap. Terrible idea from my brain.

Acrylic pour rippled via a straw. #acrylicpour