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Unconditional surrender. What happens if Iran surrenders unconditionally?

Don’t worry sir, we’re protecting freedom and democracy.

Awww! So young!

Is Trump violating the Posse Comitatus Act, a VERY serious legal principle that we should NOT joke about?

I’d not be surprised to see this actually happen.

The gold standard for ass kissing. 😆

Well done! He might have had something as dangerous as question.

Yup, when they point the cannon at you.

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

I’m so devastated I just can’t stop smiling and skipping. Totally crushed. So sad. This is my devastation face. It’s devastating.

Again the Onion fucking nails it. The punchline traveling 35,000 feet above MAGA heads.

About time everyone else caught up to me. 😤📉🌮📈

Houston: Blob Eagle this is Houston. Do you read Blob Eagle? Blob Eagle: I READ YOU HOUSTON! Houston: You are clear, repeat you are clear for all caps lock. Blob Eagle: MY BIG BEAUTIFUL TARIFFS! MY BIGLY AMAZING TARIFFS! THE LOW IQ PEOPLE TOOK MY BIG BEAUTIFUL TARIFFS!

That was fun! Let’s do that again!

Most people would you know, express concern. So former President Biden has cancer, yet Trump is the victim. Go figure.

Did he stop?

Well I’ll be dipped in… There IS someone in MAGA I like! YOU GO GIRL!

I FUCKING LOVE THE ONION! oh. www.cbsnews.com/news/fema-ac...

It’s well know Ice Cube is crazy as fuck. But apparently he has his limits and has resigned to being out of his league in this case.

Trump Decries Lack Of U.S.-Made Products Lodged In American Rectums

One of the strange things about Tom Waits photos, you can hear them.

Candygram, please, anyone?

Pete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’

And the comedy continues.