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big fan of the mischievous yet jolly fat man archetype

sorry i didn't fall for your bait. i was distracted by the quiet honesty of my life

Rome didn’t fall it just got chopped up into tiny pieces and dispersed like Kronos

Most insane part of Conker: Live and Reloaded. At one point you turn into a vampire bat. You have to drop shitbombs onto villagers. Pretty standard. You have a button to look directly under you. They put a butthold around the view. It's butthole cam. You are looking out Conker's butthole.

back in the 80s goths were called batcavers

Moving plans to found Steam 2 in Canada up from “Gabe’s death” to soonish

not ready to accept that I might be stuck in a dissatisfying job where my skills stagnate for a while

provincial elections day

I sent an email I’ve been putting off for two months please clap

if a russian girl has gay dads what is her middle name

it actually is weird there’s no Star Wars stage play

can you imagine negotiating with the union of dreams? this feels like the premise for an ismail kadare or etgar keret novel

aura is rizz for people who grew up reading shonen jump

The Seventh Seal at home:

hegseth sounds like an elder scrolls villain

this is why I don’t disclose shit on job applications

tbh some myths seem to indicate people absolutely did have problematic god discourse in ancient times. The Illiad where everyone hates Ares and Aphrodite, that one nordic myth where Loki crashes a party and calls everyone out

Dark Regards #1 clean cover (out in May)

The irl Path feels like parallel co-op

Dungeon crawler but it’s just the Toronto PATH

my scoby is pathetic but at this point I have to hope it’s a late bloomer and move on with the recipe

Gundam with wood paneling

To very young children, life IS a metroidvania! They increase in mobility, re-explore familiar places, and discover new objects to destroy

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when the star spangled banner comes on at this fame it might be my civic duty to boo. Sorry burger oomfies ily but you understand

the perfect amt of buzzed is when u start dropping frames