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NBA jokes and commentary 📍Memphis, NYC
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turned on hockey and he’s never been more locked in. if only basketball brought him this type of joy

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

NBA: players, you MUST take the all-star game more seriously also NBA: you will play basketball for 20 mins in between breaks of kevin hart’s performance. also before we hand out a real MVP trophy, we’re going to give a tiny trophy to kevin. haha get it? because he’s tiny? 🤣

submitted 6 days ago • 71 comments

it’s cool that they’re letting the NBA guys play a little basketball during the breaks of this kevin hart special

submitted 6 days ago • 37 comments

i never thought i’d say this but i am not ready for draymond to retire. there is a handful of things more terrifying than him being on the court and one of them is him being a talking head on TV full-time

submitted 6 days ago • 19 comments

nico harrison is currently checking if he can trade kyrie to the g league for mac mcclung

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

mac mcclung really saves the dunk contest every year then immediately returns to the g league like peter parker clocking in at the daily bugle

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

wemby looks genuinely sick over getting disqualified and CP3 looks like the kid who talked his little brother into cheating on a test only for him to immediately get caught

submitted 7 days ago • 10 comments

you know all-star weekend has arrived when people start posting nostalgic zach lavine and aaron gordon videos and mac mcclung suddenly emerges like the groundhog

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

the chiefs scoring that final touchdown

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

MUSTARDDDDDDDDDD

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

it turns out that releasing a statement after trying and failing to trade somebody is as painfully awkward as you’d think it would be

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments

the hornets conducting mark williams’ physical before trading him to the lakers

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

glued to the mavs in-arena broadcast on league pass like it’s the super bowl

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

happy NBA chaos day to all those who celebrate!!!

submitted 16 days ago • 9 comments

kyle kuzma as a washington wizard you will always be famous

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

the warriors in trade talks

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

if this fox/lavine trade had happened yesterday i would’ve been freaking out but luka/AD truly broke my brain. it was an out of body experience. nothing can shock me anymore. i can’t go back

submitted 20 days ago • 15 comments

my screen time today is going to be between me and God

submitted 20 days ago • 5 comments

“seeing the mavs trade luka away makes me realize i never should’ve let my number 1 go. luka gets to go be with the King now. let me be yours again.”

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 21 days ago • 12 comments

people are asleep right now. luka is a laker and some people are just sleeping.

submitted 21 days ago • 42 comments

not to be dramatic but i’ve never been so shook in my entire life

submitted 21 days ago • 89 comments

is this the first player to ever get suspended on their own bobblehead night

submitted 22 days ago • 19 comments

@ nba refs

submitted 23 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

actually obsessed with jordan poole passionately spearheading a campaign to make more NBA players cat dads

submitted 24 days ago • 13 comments

“tobias harris over me?!?” walked so “haywood highsmith over me?!?” could run

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

it feels nice to have something on TV to smile about today. basketball is good!!!!!!!

submitted 33 days ago • 10 comments

tiktok could never give us this

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

chris paul’s face while ja posterizes wemby is killing me

submitted 38 days ago • 25 comments

the NBA is better when ja morant is healthy most electrifying player in basketball

submitted 38 days ago • 15 comments

ja morant: i’m not dunking anymore ja morant after whistle was already blown:

submitted 38 days ago • 6 comments

ZACH EDEY JUST SLAMMED IT ON VICTOR WEMBANYAMA

submitted 38 days ago • 5 comments

my favorite activity is rewatching games my team won on league pass but on the other team’s broadcast

submitted 41 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

no one is doing it like jimmy butler and james harden. “requesting a trade” isn’t enough. fly to a country that despises your boss and call him a liar to a group of children. record a video with a young employee to call out your employer. never let them predict your next move

submitted 43 days ago • 7 comments

“see that? i gave you a compliment. that’s what bosses do. we build you up, we don’t break you down.” -jimmy butler to employee 😭

submitted 43 days ago • 15 comments

NBA basketball is soooooo fun to watch without someone in your ear telling you it’s unwatchable

submitted 45 days ago • 87 comments

he forgot to text you on your birthday but just sent lebron a vulnerable multi-paragraph instagram DM for his 40th. focus on yourself queen

submitted 54 days ago • 31 comments

living in NY is cool because one second you’re sitting in your apartment working on a rainy day and the next you’re watching victor wembanyama play chess with fans at washington square park

submitted 56 days ago • 2 comments

this grizzlies-raptors jersey matchup is so 🤩🤩🤩

submitted 58 days ago • 15 comments

shams lost woj as his rival so he’s now moved on to the entire miami heat organization

submitted 58 days ago • 7 comments

loling at draymond suddenly emerging when they said “techs” like somebody called his name

submitted 58 days ago • 6 comments

“i love the NFL but christmas is our day” YES LEBRON LMAO

submitted 59 days ago • 90 comments

WHAT WERE Y’ALL SAYING ABOUT THE NBA PRODUCT???

submitted 59 days ago • 14 comments