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I once entered a pie-eating contest solely because I wanted pie. I lost, but I sure did enjoy that pie. MaxFun worker-owner.
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I regret to inform you that my newfound proximity to new jersey is directly correlating with a very sharp increase in the dynamic podcast ads I'm getting for tanning salons.

I'm so good at almost immediately identifying what has made the loud noise in the middle of the night and that skill directly correlates to an inability to fall back asleep after. Sorry my nervous system is always READY. I'd have been so good at sensing there was a sabertooth by the cave or whatever

Look if I wanted to constantly get a "storage full" message when trying to take a picture, I wouldn't be using my camera in Zelda TOTK, i'd just use any smartphone I've ever owned.

Right now I'm just repeatedly asking Jacob to take me to Jurassic Park. I just want to go to Jurassic Park!!! Why don't we build it? It is time. You think dinosaurs are gonna mess anything more up in 2025? No way. Bring on the dinos.

Jurassic World is a Christmas movie. (We are rewatching before the new one and just made this discovery. Get outta here Die Hard is a Christmas movie. Christmas dinos!)

Time to go sniff some bread, everyone. I just bought a ciabatta loaf and sniffed it most of the way home. It improved my mood and probably made me look very intimidating. Life's better when you're sniffing bread.

Does anyone in NYC have a doctor they like that they could recommend? Figure I should start there but I also may be looking for an orthopedist type person who can help find out what's up with my back/butt/hip that's hurt to varying degrees for two years.

If you ever hear someone talk about their "machine" watch out buddy. No one doing good has ever talked about their "machine." You hear someone yell "my machine!"--get outta there, that's a Certified Bad Boy and that machine is gonna get ya.

Shout out to my body for surviving playing softball in 100 degrees yesterday (and to Jacob who brought ice, water, powerade and put ice in a bandana to go around my neck). I complain about my body not working the way bodies are supposed to sometimes, but it's really trying and I am proud of it.

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done. My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

I need more of this in my life please now that we have moved from LA to NYC after being in LA for 10 yrs. I luckily still have some fantastic people in the area but it's been a long time since I last was in the NY area! Tell your friends to be friends with us (especially if they live near Ridgewood)

On Friday night, we walked the length of Manhattan, from Inwood Hill to Battery Park. New Yorkers deserve a Mayor they can see, hear, even yell at. The city is in the streets.

I found the movie Her to be so deeply horribly unsettling and it messed me up in a lasting way and that's probably all you need to know to understand my stance on AI

I’m going to make a thread about how the feds have changed their tactics here in Los Angeles because the community has forced them to adapt.

I think I officially live in NY now that I've started haunting those Broadway lottery ticket sites.

Look I don't know about you but I think a guy impersonating a federal agent so he can ruin lives and rough people up should, at the very least, turn his backwards hat around.

If you wanted to make super sure I ranked Brad Lander with Zohran, well ya did it, ya fake ICE dingalings.

What ICE is doing is so massively cruel and immoral, and standing up against it is one of the most important things our politicians (and regular people) can do right now!!!

The regime announces that it will target opposition cities using its paramilitary forces. The next day, those forces arrest an opposition politician. brooklyn.news12.com/federal-agen...

The only problem with people who clip their keys to their belt loops is that I think they are a dog jingle jangling their collar tags and I am disappointed when there is no dog to pet.

Whoops whoops I read social media before bed again and things are somehow worse than when I did that the day before.

You're probably thinking: It's been 3 months, I bet old Molski really knows which light switch does what in her apartment. I bet she knows it so good. NO. Not only do I consistently hit the wrong switch, I also discovered a new switch 2 weeks ago that I didn't even know I could be hitting wrong!

Good luck out there in the world today, pals. Take care of each other!

If that’s what they do to a United States Senator with a question, imagine what they can do to any American that dares to speak up. We will hold this administration accountable.

we do not need your help www.esquire.com/news-politic...

Stephie M's a real wackadoo. And I assure you that anything he wants to do will not help anyone in LA or outside of it. Society of strangers is such nonsense. I have never felt a stronger sense of community than when I lived in Los Angeles.

We feed you. They hunt us.

I miss my old neighborhood and all the people in it.

In the failed state of California in the overrun city of Los Angeles today I drove my mom to the airport, got some coffee with a friend, got the kids from school and worked on some podcast edits. Thank god the United States Military will be sent in to shoot unarmed civilians. This cannot hold.

1 in 12 Americans live in California. 1 in 35 Americans live in LA County. LA is America

The people of Los Angeles will rally on Monday, 6/9 to demand the release of everyone unjustly detained by ICE, like SEIU leader David Huerta, and an end to militaristic escalation on our communities. Join us and @aclusocal.bsky.social at 11 AM in LA to call for an end to these human rights abuses.

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

heartwarming video of man who just received cochlear implant hearing the video of the lady who fell and hurt herself stomping grapes on the news for the first time

Hey Todd? I know a good way to get people to stop. Maybe if you all stop doing your horrendous domestic terrorism, people will stop being mean to you about your terrors. Worth a try, huh Todd?

I cannot emphasize enough how important it is that every person allows me to pet their dog in these trying times.

Why is there no Mendocino Farms in NYC? It's hot and I've eaten like trash all week and all I want is a giant mendo salad where someone has figured out the optimal combo of ingredients and dressing and cut it all up and mixed it. I do not know what to do. I am lost.