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The next Pope is probably gonna be Indian or Chinese. It's simple math, T.

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

The White Lotus? Yeah, I heard of it—that Chinese place on 5th with the good fried rice.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

If Ukraine gets sold out, there's gonna be a lot more mail-order brides from there. Could be a market opportunity, T.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

They're throttlin' my tweets on X, T. All because of the South African with the hair plugs. I might have to post here more.

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

T, we lifted the Teslas like you wanted. We didn't have to come in hot or nothin', they just gave 'em to us for free, like we were doin' them a favor.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

"Super Bowl, it's-a no football. They use hands. Stupid-a fucking game."

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

It's called checks & balances, but there can't be no balances if there ain't no checks, and nobody writes checks no more.

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

China's takin' over the world, T. They already got Chinese New Year's, next it'll be Chinese Columbus Day.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

It's bad, T. He's firin' all the Inspector Gadgets.

submitted 28 days ago • 12 comments

Criminals can be President now? Maybe I can be President one day. You never know, T.

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

See that, Ade? All our money's in Trump's coin now. It can only go up. It's science.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I'm just sayin' T, why don't they just do another cease fire in LA too?

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

There's no more water to fight the fires? Why don't they just use the ocean, T?

submitted 45 days ago • 4 comments

Congestion pricing don't apply to me, T. I take Claritin.

submitted 49 days ago • 3 comments

I'm startin' ta think Aaron Rodgers ain't the solution, T.

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

I'm just sayin' maybe Vivek has a point, T. Indians were the original Americans.

submitted 57 days ago • 2 comments

When I was a kid I thought maybe Santa might be a lobster. On account of the claws. Plus he's red.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

If they shut the government down, that means there's no feds to arrest us. I'm pretty sure, T.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I can't do the CAPTCHAs no more, T. I think I'm a robot.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

It's called the Electoral College, it's where they train electricians.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

The drones are in the same place every night, T. They don't move, don't make noise, nothin'. They look real far away, too.

submitted 69 days ago • 4 comments

We fix esports matches now, T. It's easy: we just give the nerds a little cooze and they do whatever we tell 'em.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Cousin Luigi won't squeal, T. We got nothin' to worry about.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus, is this fuckin' necessary? I don't need no intervention for posting. My posts are good. People like them!

submitted 76 days ago • 3 comments

I got away with it, T. And everybody says I'm a hero, but nobody knows it was me. I might go public. This might be my arc.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

They're sayin' I match the shooter's description, T. But I'll just tell 'em I got Cigna, not UnitedHealth.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

It's Giving Tuesday, dipshit.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Biden pardoned Hunter instead of a turkey, I heard. They make you choose, T.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

You never hear about the pilgrims anymore, T. It's because they sailed with Columbus.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

They're using RICO on Kendrick Lamar? He's Italian, T?

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Tommy DeVito kinda sucks, T.

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

But I ain't an attorney or a general, Mr. President.

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

We bought tickets to see Gladiator 2, T. Opening night.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

He's alive, Mike Tyson?

submitted 99 days ago • 2 comments

Ade and I are fillin' out some paperwork to adopt the Rizzler, T. On account of it don't seem like he has parents.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

They say it's Trump's Cabinet, but you couldn't fit all those people into a cabinet, obviously that's not possible, even with computers.

submitted 99 days ago • 3 comments

I'm takin' you to the movie theater. Christopher's already there, savin' your seat. Packed house for Barbie.

submitted 583 days ago • 0 comments

We're at war with the orcas. Oceans are now battlefields, T.

submitted 645 days ago • 0 comments

You remember that broad who cut the guy's dick off, Lauren Boebert? She's a fuckin' senator now, you believe that?

submitted 648 days ago • 0 comments

Your debt ceiling's been reached, dipshit.

submitted 648 days ago • 0 comments

They call it Bluesky but I'm mostly seein' black holes on here, T.

submitted 654 days ago • 0 comments