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mommawitchbitxh.bsky.social
just another fucked up mind in a fucked up world since 1996. my life is a trigger warning. minors DNI 21+ please
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If I'm ever following a minor pls lemme know I doubt I am bc it's like the only thing I check before following but still

Now that I'm almost 13 weeks I'm sharing the news! Little Bean is due in September ♥️♥️♥️ I'll still be around and active but can't be on my same B's cuz Beans health comes first

🧡❤️🧡❤️🧡❤️ #edsky #caterpillarsky

Shouldn't the measles only be a worry if not vaccinated? Unless actually allergic to the vaccine there's no excuse not to. Not sorry in the slightest.

growing up neurodivergent with neglectful parents is a different type of hell

I hate that sleeping in New places makes me get up awkwardly early. Cuz like I want a cig but the room we smoke in is off friends bedroom and I don't wanna wake them on accident. And if I go outside the dog is gonna bark and wake everyone

I so very much wish this app allowed drafts. Some times I have an incomplete idea or something I want to post but now in that moment and I don't want to forget it 🙃😅

Gotta love how being sick is keeping me from both therapy appointments and I need them badly rn. Like the brain is not well at all

Just a cold from hell but do to.thing all I can do is take Tylenol and cough drops and sleep. Weee....

Gonna be hella annoying if the only "treatment" I need is regular OTC cough meds and Tylenol

daily thinspo

Having my man drop me at the er cuz I've had a fever for 2 days and still feel like I'm getting worse. Hopefully it's a quick fix....

If you see it, do it! Name: Evie Pronouns: she/her Height: 5'8" Sexuality: pan Piercings: one lob piercing and they hate me. Tattoos: 3 Color: crimson Drink: Diet Mt dew code red Food: white tuna sushi

Does anyone still have the link for the popular 2012 ish tum*lr era personality disorder test?

i don't mean to self diagnose but there's something wrong with me

If every fucking day keeps feeling like this I'll definitely end up giving in to s/h urges before the next week ends. Tbh I want to give in rn and don't fucking care. Only thing stopping me is how fucking annoying every human in my life will be about it. There's no way to hide it when naked with s/o

Chat why isn’t this me like omg 😫😫😫

𓆰𝕺𝖉𝖉𝖘𝖕𝖔 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡𓆪

I'm so sick of everyone in my life feeling some type of way because I'm a quite super introvert. Like I'm sorry basic social activity for you is the same as a huge day long event for me. What the fuck am I supposed to do about it?!

Man I feel so fucking bad for my best friend. His mom passed, wasn't found for over 7 days, the crew left the couch she passed on complete with magots for them to see, and now they found bed bugs when trying to clear out apartment. Like wtf universe that's so much hate for no reason

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If you are a part of #caterpillarsky & in need please don't hesitate to take part! No need is too big or too small, be it rent, food, medical bills, hormones, ect drop those tags & rt all the rest! Help is out there!!!

I don't want to be alive anymore. I have no right to think that for a lot of reasons, some not even know to y'all, but I can't ever do anything right and I'm TIRED. I truly can't give up but idk how to survive this. Nothing ever changes or gets better just the same cycle of hell

Bisexuality was so new in 1995 that they hadn't yet invented bisexual lighting, and so were forced to light bisexuals as if they were b movie villains

I swear to fuck this child 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ since we are refusing all healthy food I was mean mom today. Made him sit at the table until he was willing to eat his meal. 4 hours later he gives in and is so excited how delicious it is🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ why did this take 4 hours chil it's not new food

Don’t lose hope. Remember, Watergate took over two years to fully unravel from the initial break-in to Nixon’s resignation. Just like then and now, Americans are losing faith in their government. We are documenting every illegal action and will hold this administration and Elon Musk accountable.

Apparently I'll be sleeping like a co sleeping mother tonight. Fire child insists on sharing my pillow and covers while sleeping in my arms tonight. adorable but I move a lot in my sleep. Dad's the better option for this lol