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Lord of the Flies, Night of the Hunter, Space Ghost Coast to Coast He also taught me the philosophy that if something is broken, you might as well try to fix it, since you probably can't break it worse, which I've used on everything from toys to dishwashers

Things at home so stressful right now visiting my parents feels relaxing

The attractive cashier at the supermarket cut their hair and the store won't even be worth going to for another couple of weeks

We don't really have a free or functioning press if they are required to pretend not to know conclusively that Stephen Miller is an avowed white supremacist

“Millennials are cringe.” Most Millennials nod together in agreement “Gen X is a bit weird.” One-Winged Angel begins as a cacophony of anime villain monologues start at the same time

If anyone you know is 13-24, in the US, and is LGBTQ+, please have them complete the Trevor Project survey this year. Their last survey has been integral to protecting LGBTQ+ rights globally. I can't understate how big an impact it has. Multiple publications come from the data. Share widely.

When I needed to replace my dryer, the salesperson was so confused when I said I wanted it to be as stupid as possible

Experiencing a wide variety of symptoms and I have simply concluded that this is how I feel now. I am just perpetually mildly dizzy and nauseated. My guts are a misery. My throat feels bad. This is my life now

This "gaming is expensive" discourse is hilarious to me. I'm a terrible gamer but since my steam profile's first purchase in 2013, I've racked up a staggering $128.74 in games. Since I just leave the game open & paused when I'm bingeing, I've paid less than a cent per hour for Stardew Valley.

Ok I get that it doesn't necessarily translate well to photos, but this might be the best red sauce I've ever made. It coated the pasta really well too I really knocked it out of the fucking park tonight

Its me, a mess

Hey grocery buyers, uhhhh be aware shrinkflation is going crazy

This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.

This musk-trump debacle would be a lot funnier if they weren't in positions of extreme power I mean, I'm still laughing, but fuck, what a mess of a government

The weirdest aspect of my abuse growing up was that I was often basically not allowed to be unwell. Like I'd say I felt sick when I wasn't flu sick and I was told I wasn't. Unless I'm coughing and feverish, I often have a hard time registering that I'm sick even now. What the hell was the purpose