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being transgender in chicago is like seinfeld

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the best version of Dreams

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i drank so much i sobbed in an IHOP parking lot at 4:30 AM

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right

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few things are more humbling than the wind blowing your bangs straight back

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just had a table ask me a bunch of questions and for recommendations and then, when i talked further about why i suggested one item over the other, they said "yeah we get it" in the shittiest tone imaginable... if you wanted me to fight you outside, you could've simply said that

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misses two tinis over here

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Hi. So instead of boycotting ONE day, cancel your Amazon prime and quit buying on Amazon.

submitted 7 days ago • 261 comments

chappell roan

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

nothing more bold than rude customers that don't tip/leave you 10% or less leaving their card in a payment book. like wow you really want someone to make your life hell for a month, huh

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You was in the club without clarity of purpose

submitted 134 days ago • 3 comments

the duality of woman

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I'm Smoking That Shit That Killed Francis Ford Coppola

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bringing yogurt to the bar so i can take my #antibiotic y'all wouldn't get it....

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they got rid of all these guys

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reporting random cis people for being trans in the bathroom

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become ungovernable

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this is insane

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being seeded probably feels good asf if ur a torrent

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DOGE is a criminal enterprise to destroy the government to empower and enrich oligarchs. Any news org that uses the term "cost cutting" to describe DOGE is complicit and should be shunned.

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we're gonna need to teach our people that it was a queer genocide on the part of the cishets by letting hiv/aids run rampant as a means of exterminating us with plausible deniability think of it like an gorta mor: "god sent the blight, the english created the famine"

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Gang, at this point I’m too disillusioned to expect all of you to mask always (even though you should), but for the love of GOD, please at least mask at airports and on planes when you travel to events!!!

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they should make Breathe Right strips for your ears

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When I am Constipated, I like to hook Jumper Cables up to my Ass Cheeks and Shock the Shit out of them !!

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aliens just contacted me telepathically. turns out they're woke

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It feels a lot like we're all kind of just waiting at the end of a chapter for the obvious next step. Who will take their place amongst the Stars

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my coworker and i are drunk and looking at flights to New Orleans for no reason at all obviously

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The category is… soup… or bowl.

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Trump Asks Which One The Ball theonion.com/trump-a...

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"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

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Drake Super Bowl Party

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During Kendrick's halftime show a man unfurled a Palestinian flag and was chased off stage and eventually tackled and removed by security.

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THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅

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