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writer sometimes known as natalie tautou πŸ”ž rotten girl πŸ”ž it/she πŸ”ž minors dni πŸ”ž
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it's been a day and not a minute has gone by where i havent thought of this line. everyone needs to read serious weakness now

πŸ“Œ my name is rue. i write sometimes under a couple different names. it's all free/pwyw. it's all pretty fucked up. ignore any typos. i was probably high when i wrote it. πŸ’š mommyswomb.itch.io

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Reskeet with a photo of your favorite villain

""gender fluid"" woman about to figure out why so many of her friends are plural

oh, you're plural? name two things

($300/1400) for various reasons (changing legal docs w my new legal name, groceries, bills/etc) I'm still very short on rent & have five days to come up with another $1100... I'm moving next month so i won't have to pay such a ridiculous amount of rent but I need to not get evicted until then! πŸ–€

1. you're like a dream come true 2. just want to be with you 3. girl it's plain to see that you're the only one for me 4. repeat steps one through three 5. make you fall in love with me

1. nothing wrong with me 2. nothing wrong with me 3. nothing wrong with me 4. nothing wrong with me 5. something's got to give

my problem with age gaps isn't that they're "problematic" (i.e. really fucking hot) but because of the disparity in skill. its like playing Melee with someone who doesn't know how to wavedash. completely unsatisfying

Sarania oc commission πŸ’œ

my advice to young trans women is to never kill yourself because once u hit thirty every trans woman ten years younger then u will want to call u mommy . the sex will be mid

starting my day off right

nymph

MA REQUEST ($0/1400) hey all, I was sick for 3 weeks last month, still unemployed, 2 months behind on rent & just got served an eviction notice... please share & help if you can πŸ–€ paypal: natalietautou (ignore my deadname) ca/vm: mommywiseau ko-fi.com/mommyswomb www.gofundme.com/f/help-rue-r...

youtu.be/4EPFBc8VZnQ?...

Gothic lolita shadow(again!)

good morning πŸ–€

It was an honor to be nominated for a spirit award and a mind blowing full circle moment to meet Mark Duplass. Absolutely surreal to hear him say β€œI know you, you made the people’s joker fuck yeah.” I got to thank him for giving my generation of filmmakers the advice: β€œthe calvary isn’t coming.” 1/2

good night πŸ–€

1. you do not talk about fight club 2. you do not talk about fight club 3. someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out the fight is over 4. only two gals to a fight 5. one fight at a time

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im not Jewish, but... *an awkward hush falls over the party* I really vibe with the coen brothers... *one guy in the back makes a whooping noise* especially their 2009 masterpiece, A Serious Man *party erupts in rapturous applause, jubilant celebration; several women begin propositioning me for sex*

3 years ago already??