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mondodethlock.bsky.social
🇬🇧😈British Metalhead & virgin incubus vtuber. I’m also an idiot. Enjoy. #Vtuber #EnVtuber Twitch.tv/mondodethlok
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Well, I failed two minutes after waking up. Do I get a prize? #Vtuber #EnVtuber #NoNutNovember

Can someone please empty this before I drown? Why does it taste like the milk my friends use to make me in college?😋 #Vtuber #EnVtuber

You deserve happiness, no matter how small your penis is. KEEP ROCKING!🤘🏼😈🤘🏼 #Vtuber #EnVtuber

Girls always ask me if it hurt when I fell from heaven. Because it looks like I landed on my face.☹️ #Vtuber #EnVuber

Was given an Xbox360 for free yesterday, so now I can play my import copy of Mushihimasama Futari & cry at being killed every 5 seconds. Seriously, STOP SHOOTING AT ME! I’LL TELL MY MUM ON YOU!😭😭😭 #Vtuber #EnVtuber

With Halloween approaching I’ve decided to get out of my normal clothes & slip on something that would give Art the clown a heart attack. *shudders* truly terrifying!🎃 #Vtuber #EnVtuber

Was given an Xbox360 for free yesterday, so now I can play my import copy of Mushihimasama Futari & cry at being killed every 5 seconds. Seriously, STOP SHOOTING AT ME! I’LL TELL MY MUM ON YOU!😭😭😭 #Vtuber #EnVtuber

Twitter/X failed to get the final step. Will you do better? Like ❤️ and repost ♻️ to start stripping her~

Damn I look sexy in hi def!😈 #Vtuber #EnVtuber

Feed me treats, rub my belly & give me head pats and I promise I'll SPILL THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES & DRAG THEIR SOULS TO ETERNAL DAMNATION! 😈 I like skittles. #ENVtubers #Vtuber

My local council has gone too far! They are now saying I have to get rid of my extension because I didn’t have planning permission! I don’t see what it has to do with them. It’s my penis!👿 #vtuber #ENVtuber

Feed me treats, rub my belly & give me head pats and I promise I'll SPILL THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES & DRAG THEIR SOULS TO ETERNAL DAMNATION! 😈 I like skittles. #ENVtubers #Vtuber

Oh crap!😨 #Vtuber #EnVtuber

My local council has gone too far! They are now saying I have to get rid of my extension because I didn’t have planning permission! I don’t see what it has to do with them. It’s my penis!👿 #vtuber #ENVtuber

I tried reading a book today. Sadly I gave up half way through. I found the plot a little too complicated and the dialogue too complex for my poor brain. I should have picked something simpler than “The Very Hungry Caterpillar”.😭 #Vtuber #EnVtuber

Who’s your daddy? Not me. Bugger off.😋 #Vtuber

If you see this, post something pink. I’ll be honest… when I saw “pink” I nearly posted something that would have banned me.😉

DISCLAIMER: Do not copy the actions of this Vtuber. He’s a twat.

Blenders love teabagging. My balls, however, didn’t…😵 #Vtuber #EnVtuber

“Play Mortal Kombat” they said. “It will be fun” they said. LYING BASTARDS!👿 #Vtuber #EnVtuber

I can’t decide if a shovel or a pitchfork is the best tool for this job. It drives my family mad. They say I should use toilet paper like everybody else. #Vtuber #EnVtuber

I just remembered that this song exists so you should all suffer too. “We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill”😆 youtu.be/FCARADb9asE?...

My sex life in a nutshell… 😭

When the thing you are watching on your phone accidentally goes on the TV and the entire family sees what “cultured” anime you’re watching.😵😵😵

Time to go to work… seriously there’s not enough caffeine in this world this morning… urgh!👿😵

Things Mondo loves: -Vtubers -Horror movies/games -Rock, punk, metal & grindcore -Anime, especially the “cultured” kind😉 - “souls” games -Monster girls😍 -Beer & Cider -Pizza. ALL THE PIZZA! - The Weird & Wonderful of this world😈

Ever thought of getting up in the early hours of the morning to just have a long run for miles, to the point where you are a sweaty mess? Yeah, me neither. #Vtuber

Wanna play with my balls? #Vtuber