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Comedy writer, artist, ckd, chronic illness, chronic 🌳 , dogs > humans. Message me if you want to learn more about adopting my foster dog!
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It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

I have never accidentally given the Nazi solute.

but that’s my emotional support misinformation

I refuse to hear any of their voices and I haven’t watched the news since the night of Nov 6, so I have no idea of “DOGE” is pronounced.

“I read a great book.” “What was it about?” “I don’t remember, but I know I loved it.”

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

I tried to go to a new therapist, but it turns out, not only did she not vote in 2024, she's also not vaccinated for COVID. Now I need find a new therapist to go to therapy over this new therapist I tried.

I’ll start donating to Democrats again, when they let the new generation run things. Until then, stop and unsubscribe.

I opted in for the AI #mammogram to be extra careful and am happy to say, they are healthy. But now I’m afraid Elon has pictures of my squished boobs.

Oh darn, I don’t have anything healthy to eat. I guess I’ll eat all the junk food in the house.

Hot tip, watch the Puppy Bowl. It’ll piss you off a lot less.

Woke up missing my dog hardcore. 😢

Do NOT let the Trump admin flood the zone with shocking headlines. Pick one or two stories to follow that mean something personal to you and only spend your energy there.

I started with a new therapist today. Introduced myself by saying, “Heads up, I talk fast, I talk a lot, and I’ve been through some shit. Buckle up…”

How did we end up with a cartoon evil rich villain and his idiot underling being in charge? This place is so fucking stupid.

One word: Doechii #grammys

Does anyone have an updated list of trusted news sources? I don’t want to rely on social media for my nees, but I certainly don’t trust googling for unbiased news, and I can’t stay up on who’s bending the knee verses who’s reporting honestly (other than Rolling Stone and Teen Vogue).

Why is butthole trending and is it because of Shitler?

Dear comedians, We don’t want to hear your Tr*mp impression. Just don’t. Please.

I hope Merrick Garland has a little piece of popcorn kernel stuck in his throat for the rest of his days.

Good news everybody, my upstairs neighbor has a piano, which means my chances of one falling me has gotten a lot better. 🤞🏽 🤞🏽

And as the rain finally poured in Los Angeles I asked myself- could it rain on the fires of fascism too?

The Inspectors General refuse to leave until the action is taken legally, which they do not believe it was, and neither do senators like Chuck Grassley. This is what not backing down looks like. static.politico.com/b3/3e/5baf92...

Thinking of becoming a doctor. Also thinking of hamsters, jellyfish, Prince, and a bunch of other random thoughts.

Literally screamed when I smelled rain and saw like two tiny drops of water on my windshield. Come on LA, you can do it! #LAfires

Democrats to Nazis.

Doctor’s offices having the nerve to ask “Have you been feeling depressed or anxious?”

What do they gain from leaving WHO? How is money worth being this evil? Fuck you if you voted for this. #chronicillness