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Comedy writer, artist, ckd, chronic illness, chronic 🌳 , dogs > humans. Message me if you want to learn more about adopting my foster dog!
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Hot take, the word “burger” is hard to say.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

#Handsoff Los Angeles @indivisible.org

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I have never been happier that I couldn’t afford to have kids.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Had y'all just sent his ass to jail, we wouldn't be headed towards a Bigly Depression.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

I hate him so much

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

I cannot believe things are so bad, other than the fact I absolutely knew things would be this bad.

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

Weekends are good because he can’t fuck things up as bad as he can starting on Mondays.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I watched the latest episode of The Pitt, and spent the whole night in a restless dream of being in triage. 🫠

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

When i say we love to see it, i mean LOVE 😍 deadline.com/2025/03/nbc-...

submitted 72 days ago • 5 comments

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

submitted 72 days ago • 1680 comments

Dems, unless you dump Schumer don’t expect a dime from donors. Enough is enough,

submitted 71 days ago • 105 comments

Trump has never learned to keep his tiny little grubby hands to himself.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I’m sorry to admit this, but I kinda like rice cakes.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I wish smoking cigarettes was good for you.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I almost wish I had a Telsa just so I could sell my Tesla.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Kimberly Guilfoyle’s ugly soul showed up on the outside. Gavin Newsom ugly had to come out in a podcast.

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

I dropped and broke a brand new jar of peanut butter. Is that good luck or bad luck?

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

BREAKING: The News

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

My Libby audiobook expired with 10% of the book left. Now there’s 554 people waiting for a copy. This is the worse thing to happen to me all year. 😩

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I apologized for crying, then realized I’d be a psychopath if I wasn’t crying from all that is going on.

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submitted 89 days ago • 144 comments

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

submitted 96 days ago • 2185 comments

I have never accidentally given the Nazi solute.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

but that’s my emotional support misinformation

submitted 428 days ago • 5 comments

I refuse to hear any of their voices and I haven’t watched the news since the night of Nov 6, so I have no idea of “DOGE” is pronounced.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

“I read a great book.” “What was it about?” “I don’t remember, but I know I loved it.”

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

submitted 104 days ago • 1878 comments

I tried to go to a new therapist, but it turns out, not only did she not vote in 2024, she's also not vaccinated for COVID. Now I need find a new therapist to go to therapy over this new therapist I tried.

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