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Hot take, the word “burger” is hard to say.

#Handsoff Los Angeles @indivisible.org

I have never been happier that I couldn’t afford to have kids.

Had y'all just sent his ass to jail, we wouldn't be headed towards a Bigly Depression.

I hate him so much

I cannot believe things are so bad, other than the fact I absolutely knew things would be this bad.

Weekends are good because he can’t fuck things up as bad as he can starting on Mondays.

I watched the latest episode of The Pitt, and spent the whole night in a restless dream of being in triage. 🫠

When i say we love to see it, i mean LOVE 😍 deadline.com/2025/03/nbc-...

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

Dems, unless you dump Schumer don’t expect a dime from donors. Enough is enough,

Trump has never learned to keep his tiny little grubby hands to himself.

I’m sorry to admit this, but I kinda like rice cakes.

I wish smoking cigarettes was good for you.

I almost wish I had a Telsa just so I could sell my Tesla.

Kimberly Guilfoyle’s ugly soul showed up on the outside. Gavin Newsom ugly had to come out in a podcast.

I dropped and broke a brand new jar of peanut butter. Is that good luck or bad luck?

BREAKING: The News

My Libby audiobook expired with 10% of the book left. Now there’s 554 people waiting for a copy. This is the worse thing to happen to me all year. 😩

I apologized for crying, then realized I’d be a psychopath if I wasn’t crying from all that is going on.

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

I have never accidentally given the Nazi solute.

but that’s my emotional support misinformation

I refuse to hear any of their voices and I haven’t watched the news since the night of Nov 6, so I have no idea of “DOGE” is pronounced.

“I read a great book.” “What was it about?” “I don’t remember, but I know I loved it.”

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

I tried to go to a new therapist, but it turns out, not only did she not vote in 2024, she's also not vaccinated for COVID. Now I need find a new therapist to go to therapy over this new therapist I tried.