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markets should inform, not control

i have no practical use for it but i still think a framework mini pc would fix me

everyones relying on the courts stopping elon musk and trump right now but they’re just going to start straight up start ignoring the courts and judges soon

retweet to kill every living thing on gods green earth

They're finally shutting down the fraud protection agency. If you want to know more about the incredible opportunity this represents simply reply to this post with your credit card number

The deep state he ranted about was always a myth, but Trump is doing all the right things to create a shadow government in exile of his enemies

@njal.la how would one get their 2FA reset through a support ticket when I can't login? I still thankfully have my RSA key associated to the account and access to my email address and payment methods.

Something you may underestimate in IT operations is how fast you can actually do things with a few top engineers and no rules. You can in fact quickly integrate data stores into hacked-together applications and start mining for stuff, not use the ERP interface. This is what DOGE is architected for.

Lol, they're already repurposing the TikTok defense. Breaking News: web servers collect web requests. Tune in at 11 PM for our earthshattering inside scoop on how the internet works.

just intonated distortion is cool

most ppl following me are either bots or f4f weirdos... sad!

dream sequence finally just fucking clicked, highly underrated Jane Remover song and really makes me sad that the pop album will never see the light of day :(

i saw someone post that if you weren't willing to hide Anne Frank, you can't be in my circle. and i’m 10000% with this.

The entire tech industry right now

Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.

‘Shrek 5’ has been pushed back to December 2026. It was originally set to release July 2026.

Ethel Cain criticises the United States Congress in new Instagram story: “Kill More CEOs”

(listening to Hey Ya by Outkast) yesssss i'm shaking my ass (gets to this part) what the fuck

I don’t need to click ‘Agree’ to any so-called End User License Agreement. As a sovereign netizen, I already have natural rights to install, modify, and redistribute this software.

My new toxic trait is answering scam phone calls and pretending I'm having hot ranchy gay sex with 4 other dudes (yes I voice all 4 people).

So tell me how it felt When you walked on water Did you

your honor this is boring

in 2025 I will probably go on the computer

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

aspect rato

Okay I'm going to sleep now, but for the folks asleep now, or just waking up; I got banned! I appealed and was denied! And yet here I am! Posting from my silly account. My aaron tracking bot got banned though, Cause aaron liked a porn scraper bot and didn't like that it was public. Anyway, im alive🥰

You didn't like my pegging joke? Well, fuck me in the ass!

Windows Vista VM in Windows Longhorn Build 4093. Totally not cursed.

they just tried to take a bad photo of Luigi but he raised his fist and an owl landed on it and there was a bolt of lightning behind him

have genuinely never seen a waveform look like this. how does she do it?

maybe if I leave it there long enough it’ll turn into a cdj

yall think psa would grade a packet of mcdonalds szechuan sauce

it's hard to tell which of my new followers are bots because it's normal for my followers to be really hot

how can a little guy meow this loud

ISteamFriends is the square hole for every Steam Community feature what in the fuck is this API surface

a state machine would fix me

“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI

stop sending him emails with action items. he does not want them. and god help you if there's a meeting request in there.

i believe in hate at first sight

new button for github issues