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32 yo transfem you probably know from fedi. btw I'm taken. Blog: https://blog.greatape.casa
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awful, i will reskeet as per usual

i need more memes interspersed with videos of people jerking themselves off smh

VRChat presents us with the cyberpunk dystopia of questions like "which is more important, having a dick or a face?"

sure, groceries are getting too expensive and planes are dropping out of the sky every day, but have you considered you now have the Opportunity to invest in DookyCoin, the legal crypto that let’s me steal from you?

Artist: xunyu (manyu) Media: girls band cry Source: https://twitter.com/xunyuyuyu/status/1827365922593763722

please read to the end of the paragraph

chat if you can help me find the original owner of this thing id be grateful. the nickname on this device was "Chane", and this is a God of War Ghost of Sparta special edition console i would love to talk to whoever owned this previously because they seem fucking awesome

PlayStation 3 emulator RPCS3 expands online play for fighting games with RPCN v1.4 #PS3 #Emulation #OpenSource #Gaming #RetroGaming

Might come out as trans to my aunt this weekend

what is it about the AmeriKKKan psyche that makes people think showing up to a civil demonstration is going to do a single fucking thing to convince anyone in the US govt to start listening to its citizens. this has always been the case but like they're not even hiding it anymore

I got lewd LLM models working on my desktop. We're so back

*whispers* i’m sorry

One guy is pretty hot. But two guys together? Woah Nelly

youtu.be/poVltKscPys I get so lonelyyy CANT LET JUST ANYBODY HOLD MEEEE

• “I’m an Alpha Male..” • “I’m a Misandrist..” • “Females these days..” • “I hate men..” • “We are not our ancestors..” • “Luigi is a martyr..” • “I’m moving to Canada..” • “Yapper..” • “Neurodivergent..”

In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, defeating an enemy in the Pit of 100 Trials while Vivian is near the edge of the pipe that emerges from the floor will cause Vivian to vibrate indefinitely as long as Mario does not move.

the nerds are not ok

So it's not just the US having this issue? What's up in Canada?

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i’m cool on these planes. the fate of my destiny will be in my hands on a road with mfs i can see. i’m so cool on these planes

i repost this like every day now

Idk how people are buying "banned books", wouldn't a banned book imply you can't buy it? Also the books are literary classics which I don't think would be banned, so I'm confused as hell what y'all mean

my message to bitches who apparently already have me blocked and are screenshotting me

Give me a single screenshot from a video game that immediately makes you hear the soundtrack in your head.

Stolen Indigenous children. The global Indigenous experience. They're still doing this today with the very racist FKU tests that don't consider Inuit cultural and language. Even after the tests were finally banned, they forcibly removed an Inuk baby the very next day.

i wish i wasnt such a crashout. i wish i wasnt such a yn. i wish i wasnt such a unc. i wish i didnt jugg my opps daily. i wish i wasnt unemployed. i wish i wasnt tapped into nettspend and dave blunts. i wish i wasnt me 💔

Pov: you are being investigated #ratsky #petrat

people keep saying "coward" like this guy, whose invention was deliberately disrupting an already badly underregulated industry to exacerbate some of the worst housing crises of our generation, is not obviously the sort who'd totally be in on this

134k Lines Of Code Posted As Latest Effort For COBOL Support Within GCC - https://www.phoronix.com/news/134k-Lines-v2-COBOL-For-GCC

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

hey for anyone who might want to actually own their kindle books instead of renting them, or who might be thinking of switching to kobo etc and will want to convert them to epubs, you now only have one week before amazon kills your ability to download its ebooks www.theverge.com/news/612898/...

miso soup blasting me with her rat brain waves (nothing is happening)

Security guards here blaring Candy Coated Rain let's GOO