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I will make you the pariah

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

I am walking around on foot and there was a cyber truck at this stoplight and I did the jerk off motion at it a bunch of times so the guy busted a u turn and posted up like he was gonna get out and idk fight me or something and I started filming him and he just sped off lmao

submitted 12 hours ago • 17 comments

(inhales from helium balloon) i got my baby back baby back baby back

submitted 7 hours ago • 17 comments

Harder, work like it's a six day work week

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

What do the numbers mean

submitted 6 hours ago • 19 comments

Absolutely priceless “unhand me” face from my collection. No documented date/info.

submitted 7 hours ago • 51 comments

if you're shorter than me it means you belong on a leash, kneeling in front of me

submitted 7 hours ago • 6 comments

Y’all bout to start taking jabs at each other, huh?

submitted 6 hours ago • 4 comments

Smart people make me horny

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Once this Cpap works, it's over for you hoes

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

They really did a "just some guy" to Jackie Robinson. The NBA should do a blowout tribute to him to embarrass MLB back to the Stone Ages.

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

You're gonna pay me, bitch

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

But if the great sun move not of himself; but is as an errand-boy in heaven

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

Gimmie that AI dick

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

If it takes me getting arrested for you to stop corn hole fucking, so be it . Just kidding, pop pop night night

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Let Me Hit That Pen

submitted 13 hours ago • 4 comments

I'm really surprised more people aren't crying out in public

submitted 16 hours ago • 6 comments

Mother is a Cobb whore monger

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Trying to envision the exact opposite of what is happening, an uncontrollable Dem administration that wantonly passes universal healthcare and climate legislation all in violation of the Constitution, and no one can stop them.

submitted 8 hours ago • 104 comments

Rough night for the Chris haters...

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

I wanted a Hawk I got a cockatiel

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

The Hawks should be ashamed

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Delete me, cunt I will own you

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

You didn't even try me

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Less debt for the banks, more struggle for you

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

I could or I will swallow your soul or spit it out

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Tacos will always fix me.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

I got a job. Eeeek.

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

I have to assume that Katy Perry has no handlers or advisors at this point.

submitted 8 hours ago • 6 comments

Fool! I am the Fates’ lieutenant; I act under orders.

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

Fear and respect me as a Chief

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Play with us.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Skeet skeet skeet all over the place

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Cuddle me, whisper to me

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

It smells like bad intentions in here.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

You cannot convince stupid people of the worlds evil.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I might be a fool but at least I am an exuberant fool, with glitter.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Scapegoat

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

I'll just leave this right here

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments