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Candy Lawrence, autistic author/illustrator of picture books to help children learn social skills. Find them at www.monkeyread.me/shop/ ! Living off the grid with dogs, partner and peace on 40ha of conservation area.
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The two party system is utterly screwed. Just hoping to god that Australians aren't as gullible as Americans, yanno... #funnynotfunny www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kYI...

I thought I'd puppy-proofed my house until I put an actual puppy in it. Do not be fooled by the innocent expression. #dogsofbluesky #puppies

This is a post from Fear and Loathing: Closer to the Edge, a brilliant FB site which I suggest you all follow and subscribe to. Brilliant writing and terrifying content. Apologies to those who next alt text, can't seem to work it out on a link, but click the post. www.facebook.com/FearAndLoath...

Apologies for the radio silence. Have been busy finding a new companion for my Ted - he's pining since we had to put down his playmate. How do you like this little lady? ♥️ Hoping to meet her very soon! #dogsofbluesky

#funnynotfunny

What is DEI? Here's the answer for those from outside the US who have passed it off as another weird US acronym that probs doesn't concern them. ie: If you are not a white rich male from their own country and of their own religion, they are officially scrapping any semblance of care about you.

Even in Queensland, folks. Even in Queensland. It's not just the US. (Qld has just shut the door on hormone treatment for under-18s, which means voices will break, hair and genitals and breasts will grow, and more young people will end themselves as a result. Not cool, Qld. Sociopathic, Qld.)

I can't verify this as gospel, but the message is strong regardless. There are many ways to quietly disobey, America.

Remember, USA - tolerating intolerance allows intolerance to flourish. Don't let the w⚓s confuse you or call you a hypocrite.

Excellent article on how to find focus in the Age of Cheeto. Even from as far away as Australia I find it frightening and depressing, but the essence pf survival is to support the essential workers and cooperate only in subtle rebellion - not to whine, blame and tear each other apart.

As a writer who couldn't find her goddamned new story yesterday on her own computer, I feel this in my bones. I AM NOT HERE TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK, FOLKS 😤

I have an unusual way of illustrating my children's books. A zillion little moving parts made of paper, all layered into a collage with natural materials. I've never done a cat before, so this is part of a prototype. At least it's distracted me from missing our dog... sigh.

And then there's this... 😬

#nocaptionneeded

Some bookseller somewhere is right on the money...

😥 America, RUOK? 😬

Normal service will resume when I stop bursting into tears after having to put our dear old dog down at the weekend. Cancer really is an utter arse.

We're having big storms in eastern Australia. Lots of people are losing power, emptying freezers and fridges, trying to save or share food, wailing about when it'll be fixed... ...but we're on stand-alone solar. No power outages, ever. Don't let ANYONE tell you solar power is rubbish.

If posting on Twitter was a tweet, is posting on X an Xcrement?

It's hard when you feel like you've struggled all your life to make it a fairer, kinder world... ... and now <looks around> <throws up hands> 😱 Remember they *love* to divide and conquer. Don't squabble amongst yourselves.

Word. It's so sad to watch this happen to you folks in the US five whole years after it happened to us in Australia. Wouldn't you think they'd learn and make changes? Wouldn't you think that actual EVENTS would convince the climate deniers? Nope.

Some days I'm just... angry.

If the ADHD key position statement is 'It seemed like a good idea at the time' (discovered through living with a man with ADHD for 20+ years), ... what is the autism equivalent? I'm leaning towards 'I love the human race, it's people I can't stand', but that might just be me... 🤦‍♀️😆 #neurodivergent

#truth

#MAGA ? You don't make America great again ... ... by doubling down on all the things that made the rest of the world lose respect for you. Love, Australia (also full of stupid racist patriarchal shit; doesn't even *pretend* it's the greatest, yet still has better gun laws and health care) ♥️

I'm getting a lot of singularly opaque followers. No posts. No personal posts, only reposts. No personal posts besides pushing their business, often with insanely meddled-with photos. If you give nothing of yourself, or enhance yourself mask-like, or push, I don't follow back. #notmypeople