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he/him, canadian, very much above 18. my bones hurt pessimist, agoraphobe, idealist, outsider, sleepiest man alive. Hello, world.
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A strong, independent, and free press both defines and defends our values as Canadians. Now more than ever, we need to protect our public forums and defend strong and reliable Canadian voices. #WorldPressFreedomDay

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adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity

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When the government tells you "you can't do that" and you are aware that the government order itself is illegal, "that" is precisely what you need to be doing. Make them fight you in court. Not only are they likely to lose, but you set a precedent for others to follow. This is the way.

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I'd love to know what the real story behind "Exalted: Essence" is. In spite of how it's promoted, it's not a simplified or introductory version of "Exalted". It's a roughly equally complicated game which fundamentally disagrees with the direction of many of Exalted 3rd Edition's design choices.

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i think we need more falin cosplays where the dragon body is to-scale and falin is a barbie worn as a little party hat, a la remy the rat

submitted 56 days ago • 22 comments

we're in a trade war with Canada over an amount of fentanyl that wouldn't even make a cop fake a seizure

submitted 57 days ago • 223 comments

They should call this oven the “Master Chef”

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Egg-cellent news! 15 California condor eggs have been laid so far at our wildlife conservation center, and more could be on the way.

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DO NOT TURN OFF THE BUS

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My child just asked if the x in SpaceX stands for explode. 😭

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Ok so apparently not everyone read Their Eyes Were Watching God or watched Old Yeller and it’s not a given that this is known, but: Kids, rabies is 100% fatal. If you get bitten by an unknown dog, you have to get a rabies vaccine asap.

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Oh fuck, we're selling guns to Russia

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ALERT: I've heard from a high up source that Slotkin is against the GOP funding bill, but Gary Peters may vote for it. If you're in Michigan, please call both. Tell Slotkin thank you, and urge Peters to vote against cloture (not just against the bill). Peters: 202-224-6221 Slotkin: 202-224-4822

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Disco Elysium is the greatest game ever made because it basically explained how it was going to die and then did it

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sometimes i get an idea and have no choice but to follow it to its conclusion

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Much as I like Pride & Prejudice I find it impossible to deny that this is the greatest review of it of all time.

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If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's

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clock tower 2 is not a good game but it does contain "if i was being attacked by a demon possessed child i would simply kick their ass"

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the tesla protest might objectively be among the most successful in history already just in terms of immediate response, if you consider they forced the world’s most powerful person & its most wealthy to fully degrade themselves like used car salesmen on live TV while the whole world watched agog.

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[extremely bitcrushed voice] MORTIS

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dear reporters stop replaying that fucking clip of trump saying the people they fired from doe were "the people who didnt show up to work" my mom showed up every damn fucking day, EVEN THROUGH HER CANCER TREATMENT, because of her commitment to the work. hes a fucking liar.

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It's so sneaky/sinister that Disney turned the ice cream guy into a native Hawaiian man. Lilo taking pictures of white mainland tourists is a kind of coping mechanism for being treated like an attraction/novelty, it's a vital part of her character. Disney clearly wants to defang the original film.

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we've smuggled a pack of hungry wolf-coyote hybrids into the criterion closet. while at first they did rip to shreds any actor or director who entered, eventually they started picking out dvds and discussing their favorite obscure foreign films. the project has been declared a failure

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This is also why folks need to stay LOUD—make your opinions known. It’s making a difference.

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We live in Arrested Development.

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tail wag

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Gang.....

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I emailed my Alberta Premier about several things in recent months, inc this. If you’re concerned with your provincial premier wasting time & taxpayers $ on useless showboating to promote their grifting game, I encourage you to write. And don’t sugarcoat anything either. [email protected]

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running for president in 2028 on a radical platform of no war with canada and panama and funding/staffing the department of veterans affairs i am now very left wing (based on how much the gop has moved right)

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He's cute, with little legs. It's Toothless the munchkin cat ✨️✨️ Enjoying the beautiful sunshine 🌞 mad at me for taking picture instead of petting him 😠

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i love my the sun #cat #cats #catsofbluesky

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resting after being a menace all morning 🥰

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Do you love me…?

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lAyin in a sunbeam, waitin to see if any of the mail is for me

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The spate of high functioning professionals being revealed to be consulting LLMs for How Should I Think stuff just seems to reveal how predictably those people think on their own. If you're asking a machine to think for you then you're telling on yourself in a really exciting way.

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Even in death, the giants had the last laugh. 👊 #DarkSouls2

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The incredible thing about this is they're also trying to shut down the news outlet asking them this question

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