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Ghost chaser, medium, douser, exorcist, apothecary, tour guide to the netherworld, catch phrase "plop plop fizz fizz MUTHAFUCKA! "
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I was just thinking about trump talking about cans of soup. And it occurred to me... That would have been a good time to, you know, remove him and get someone else.

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good morning

submitted 388 days ago • 11 comments

I think Elon musk had his access to treadstone assets revoked years ago, probably when he unveiled the cybertruck

submitted 389 days ago • 0 comments

x.com/RonRuggiero1...

submitted 390 days ago • 0 comments

It takes two hours to prep Trump to get that charlatan ready for camera, hairstyling, orange tint, strategically draping his giant pants over his adult diaper. Does anyone believe that 100,000 dollars is going to a stylist for "Melania" a former model that has had the same hairstyle for 40 years?

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John fetterman wears the kind of hoodies that are inconvenient and difficult to remove if you have to take an epic shit...

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i complain a lot but sometimes you see a news story where every single part of it makes you smile wider and wider

submitted 391 days ago • 21 comments

i am not a political messaging guru but i think Biden would win if his campaign was built around “Trump wants to fuck his own daughter”

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I was just yelling praise and strategic support to the players on jeopardy

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I'm watching the wheel of fortune around the world. I'm wondering if there's any nations that don't have the words "wheel" or "fortune" that have the show? Like "the round rolling possibility to receive many tradeable barter pelts"

submitted 391 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever I see a sentence in quotation marks, it looks like that sentence is breaking out in a nervous sweat... "Gulp!"

submitted 391 days ago • 0 comments

Proudly haven't ever used a verbal trumpism since Nice 2013.

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I forgot that I called it over five years ago.

submitted 392 days ago • 82 comments

I think they take away from this discussion should be that we need to fund arts education for everybody.

submitted 392 days ago • 5 comments