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So apparently the Holy Sea isn't a sea. It's not even a lake. It's just a chair, with some old fucker in a dress sitting on it.

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Cologne Carnevile Emphasis on the vile

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Me, On An Emirates Flight Looking At The Air Hostesses: "Damn the Bene Gesserit are so cool."

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[Drugs] "I FUCKING LOVE WEDDINGS!!" -Me, at a wedding party several years ago, after the pill the bride just gave me kicked in.

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Cologne Carnevile Emphasis on the vile.

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[DEpol] German political campagne ads are the highest level of cringe. Wtf are you even saying. Is there a nuance I'm missing as a non native? Seems like word salad.

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[Anal] "Elon and I are completely aligned..." Well ain't that a fun way to say you're a beta soy boy getting reefed up the bumb by the smallest dick on the planet.

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[Drugs, Politics] 'Murcans: "Oh God my country is falling apart, the whole world will too the tyrants are winning!!!1" Me, A South African, Drunk & On Speed: "Welcome to the world 💖."

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Viel Schnee auf der Erdfunkstelle heute. Brrr.

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Oh God it's only Tuesday

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With increasing attacks on trans people in many places of the world collecting and providing information about potential escape routes is becoming more and more important. @transworldexpress is collecting that crucial information. #transrightsarehumanrights […]

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Succulents are terrible. And they make awful conversation partners. Not only because they lack the ability to speak, but also because they are unbearably smug.

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"Shop local, support your town's businesses," say shops in Bonn before proceeding to only accept cash and never be open.

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I know of Dublin Inquirer, Donegal Daily and Cork Beo, but are there any other Irish sites covering local news areas, whether a city, county, region?

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Getting real sick of tech and digital marketing. I think it's time I started my backup career: terrifying bog witch.

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Like the cleaning of a house... It Never Ends

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[USpol] Don't speak Ancient Greek in America. They'll deport you to ancient Greece.

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NGL when Americans post about ICE my mind immediately goes to Deutsche Bahm and I think, "Wtf have they messed up now."

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Birgit: "Sweetie do you have a breath Mint?" Sally: "Oh sure! I have one in my bag..." Birgit: "Well then please for the love of Christ put it in your mouth the stink makes me want to throw up."

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People love saying "new year, new me" but in my case it's new year but the same me, just a bit better.

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Yeah yeah I know the word 'cattery' means a place where you keep cats... BUT I always think of a special workshop that designs, carves and polishes fresh cats to be loaded into the universe's CDS (Cat Distribution System).

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[Work] I've found a new niche in my career as a social media manager. "Corporate posts with threatening auras."

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"Captain Peacock... if I am not home at the stroke of seven, my pussy goes mad." #AreYouBeingServed

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Date: "You have really beautiful eyes..." Me: "You can't have them they're mine."

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In life there are only 3 certainties: 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. One of Hyacinths candlelight suppers

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[Work, Vomputer] God I really, *really* hate Windows 11. *This is my work vomputer.

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@shrugdealer Hello, how is life. Not seen anything from you. Hope you're OK!

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