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[speed date] HER: hi i’m- ME: if a fish had sex with a duck would the baby be called a dish or a fuck HER: what ME: dish or fuck hurry please

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Now do the pee pee tapes…

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reading "allies" talk about our lives as a distraction from "real horrors" while I can't get a passport, and if I leave I could be barred re-entry, healthcare is precarious, friends scramble to flee other states in the "Land of the Free." the casual betrayal is hitting me hard today.

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Wes Craven's Cursed was released on this day in 2004! #tftuesday #werewolfwednesday #werewolf

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hang in there everyone, we're almost through it

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We dare Mike Johnson to give that answer at a town hall in front of his constituents

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🐺🐕 #furry #furryart

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this made a lot of horrible women really mad but u know what idc

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Today, my eyes have had the misfortune of perusing quite a few threads/replies to the tune of "never use violence against Nazis even if they use violence against you", "self-defense against Nazis actually helps the Nazis", "violence is always wrong, even against Nazis" and... I get not advertising

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There's going to be news about a woman illegally detained and being forcely removed from a Coeur d'Alene Idaho Town Hall meeting taking place at the high school by men that would not identify themselves wearing plain clothes because she opposed the republican viewpoints. youtube.com/shorts/hhJdH...

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Students, holidaymakers & conference schedulers: if you or anybody with you in the USA has a life-threatening ectopic pregnancy, needs emergency contraception, is unexpectedly pregnant or has a miscarriage in the USA, you might be refused medical service or hospital care even if it kills you.

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It is a twisted combination of funny and frustrating that every Nazi dog whistle they did over the past decade plus, yes, including that OK symbol thing, got downplayed into oblivion by many of the people who feel like they are just all of the sudden heiling out of nowhere.

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These are brown shirts, and this is Nazi behavior. We are not in a fight between right and left anymore. This is a fight between Americans and those who would bend the knee to a king. If you care about the soul of this country, we have to stand for each other.

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explaining the year 2025 to the first guy i see after arriving in 1985: ...yeah and in the future if you wanna smoke weed you can just push the button on this apparatus 1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup? me: coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker what?

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Keith Haring died of AIDS aged 31 on 16 Feb 1990. One of his last works, Unfinished Painting, was deliberately incomplete, reflecting the devastating, unquantifiable loss to the arts due to AIDS. #LGBTplusHistoryMonth

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First attempt at embroidery!

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yup

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We've been in a nursing crisis for five years. Five. It never recovered from COVID. Some of the best nurses I worked with crashed out, got disabled by long COVID, and MANY of their colleagues just outright died or killed themselves. It has been Very Bad since 2020 and it's about to get worse.

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I used to laugh at the "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" Bilbo line, but boy do I get it now

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we are getting stories crazier than watergate every single day and no one bats an eye at them anymore. society has hypernormalized intense corruption that it feels like NOT being openly corrupt hinders you

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evergreen sentiment

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This is weird! I don’t want politicians to be my friend, I just want healthcare

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Hey, corporations aren’t your friends, no matter how many movies they made that you loved as a kid!

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the main driver of white gen-xers reactionary sentiment is that they’re unable to reckon with the reality that they’re aging out of the main demographic that capitalism is advertising to. it’s a big part of what this last election driven by “wokeness out of control” was about

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"Daddy says he owns you. Can you get me an ice cream?"

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt you, you say, as you string together words into orders that erase me from legal existence.

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No lie detected…

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Get in kids, we're kink shaming

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this is the best diagnosis of the behavior I've been encountering on here lately. these people think I'm a facebook page! I'm not a page, I'm a guy!

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BREAKING... FIGHTER JET CRASHES INTO SAN DIEGO HARBOR... BOTH PILOTS EJECTED PRIOR TO THE CRASH AND ARE IN STABLE CONDITION AFTER BEING RESCUED BY A FISHING VESSEL... IMAGE CAPTURED FROM SECURITY CAMERA FOOTAGE...

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This 👇🏾👇🏾

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it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit

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