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monstirade.bsky.social
Life lover, world traveler. Occasional BLU-PHI-er.
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I’m invested in the man’s conversation about Tahoe 😂

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The Democratic Party is so inept they haven’t realized they should get off X and come over here

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This is how I feel lol

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Seeing “spoil me😌” in a dating profile 🤢

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I know I’m not alone in my ambivalence here where on the one hand it is so, so bad - in ways we won’t truly comprehend for years - that we have burned bridges this badly with every ally and neighbor; and, also, the planet is so long overdue for the other kids to finally tackle the schoolyard bully

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This begins Musk downfall

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Correct

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Not the best day mentally

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Nah man, it’s their time to shine. Who are we to steal their spot light 🙂.

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I’ve been screaming “CERTIFIED LOVER BOY, CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE” at the most randomest times over the past couple of weeks and I don’t know how to cure it.

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taking our wigs off together is foreplay 🤣🤣🤣

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Merz will have a free hand to investigate Musk, as he said he would.

submitted 8 hours ago • 4 comments

🔥 Merz wins - and AfD will NOT be in his coalition. Good!

submitted 9 hours ago • 83 comments

We have Nazi salutes now because nobody said anything about Confederate flags.

submitted 10 hours ago • 28 comments

Welp. This is no bueno.

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Brazil can’t get here soon enough!

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It would be great if the rest of the party showed as much teeth as AOC in all this. Or any teeth at all.

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TO: <ALL STAFF> Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

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Steve Smith had ol girl looking like:

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We survived winter yall!

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Orcas are the YNs of the ocean

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No uglass daughter shant ruin my day !

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Good morning! Don’t let no one’s ugly ass daughter mess up your day king. You deserve peace🙂‍↕️.

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We’re still not shopping at Target.

submitted 1 day ago • 252 comments

your irl friends are pieces of shit come to death row records

submitted 13 hours ago • 5 comments

shoutout mental illness

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Even though it was painful, I am proud of myself.

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I want to have a date where we both just take a nap

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My best friend is really my best friend. He looks out for my existence and I’m grateful to have him.

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Pleased to make your acquaintance, sirs

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You mfs ran HILLARY CLINTON. YOU ARE TO BLAME.

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A & G

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DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

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More music and vibes

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No bullshit these some real ass athletes

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The amount of strength it takes to be in either position is crazy.

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Conrad Tokyo. Sapporo. Pistachio.

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Effective Leadership can be uncomfortable

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What the fuck does raising your hand or reposting shit like this do to protect democracy?

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