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unionise | gaylor | 18+ | they/she | header by @cherry.lesbian.cat
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people will say they had no clue that i'm non-binary even though i once described myself (negatively) as "aggressively woman-shaped" because my hip:waist was preventing me from being able to play a character on stage as a man and they chose to genderswap it instead so like... there were signs, no?

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everyday I get to watch my cat watch birds out the window is a blessing

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my cat's not clever, she'll cry for her lunch while it's sat in her bowl 10 feet away

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hoes that bleach together stay together

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my network isn't stable? honey, join the club.

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@ Swifties

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ever get the feeling someone is trying to make you break up with them

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thoughts and prayers for every 'they' ignored because it is preceded by 'he' or 'she' she/they may not be cutting it anymore...

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why are you asking a machine built on our worst biases for its opinion?

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was 18 minutes late realising pre-sale had started and still got lucy dacus tickets 🙏🏻 it's a good day

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fit check: laundry day edition

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making out for an hour straight would fix me

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one time passcodes hate to see me coming

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spent less than an hour wearing something other than sweatpants and I am in AGONY 😭 give me my comfies back

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ayame with a glambot of dreams 😍 perfection for every single millisecond

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waking up wanna die going down wanna die

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One of my favorite things to be accused of is doing stuff “for attention” Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.

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nih webpages are also commonly accessed by anyone globally researching healthcare data. it's such a valuable resource for existing data, but i fear this library will be burnt to the ground too

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took all the keys off my keyboard to finally clean it off the layer of cat hair. putting it back together i was confused as to why i had three E keys until i got to the end and realised i was also missing an M and a W and it was just a font issue

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ah trump’s merit in action. only certain people can be meritorious

submitted 19 days ago • 86 comments

i work hard to stay in your god books but you don't read so why do i try?

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We don’t have to accept the future the fascists are laying out for us. We can create the future we want. There are more of us than there are of them, and they know that.

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House Democrats made an unsuccessful attempt to subpoena billionaire Elon Musk to testify about his efforts to radically reshape the federal government, only to be blocked by Republicans.

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travis kelce is a trash

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they picked it, this Christmas I'm putting on a panto that I wrote myself 😄 ecstatic

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i wrote a pantomime and today i get to find out if other people think it's good enough to actually put on 🤞🏻 think i might vomit

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DOLLY PARTON 🤩

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*heavy breathing*

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only day dreams 'bout her hips and thighs and my whispered sighs oh lord

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just 🍃 then did this (mostly typed with my non-dominant hand). sometimes miracles do happen

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@bratlor.bsky.social thighjewelry i repeat THIGH JEWELRY

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To be clear, he is not an elected official in any real branch of government, he’s a foreign national instituting a coup.

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🤔

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trains? no, I got that green autism

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every time taylor sings about watching someone sleep i think it's about one of her cats

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there could be self-sustaining robots that can do every human task needed on earth and still some people be insisting on the 40h work week

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