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montrith.bsky.social
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Going to give up pacifism and go into weapons development just to invent a missile that only kills assholes.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

We're finally ready to share this previously lost pre-war film from Japan, "Longing for Rocks and Snow," scanned from a 35mm nitrate print in 4K! Documenting a group of brave climbers scaling Mt. Hotakadake, it includes some beautiful & bold photography! youtu.be/6pICJseZTtI

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

How to avoid pregnancies the old fashioned way. "And the villain still pursues her."

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

Boss: "I used AI to format this task list" 80% of the people in the meeting: "That's not my phone number "

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not saying that a small cat curling up to sleep on my lap right now would solve all my problems, but it certainly wouldn't hurt.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Committing unimaginable crimes -> biting my ramen noodles instead of noisily slurping them.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Asking for a me: is there anybody out there who needs a FORTRAN-77 programmer? (I've got a term off coming up and assessing what I should do with my time. A contract or a job change would be real nice.)

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

My favorite type of old educational film is the kind where everyone else is obviously a professional, but then there's one guy they decided to bring in as an outsider expert on whatever their topic is and that guy is obviously just absolutely so terrified of the camera he can't even read cue cards.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

The only thing Uesama is promoting to me is nightmares.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Woke up and noticed a massive bruise on my back. At first I had no idea how it could have gotten there, but then I remembered that I'm currently CONSTANTLY BEING JUMPED BY 40 KG LABRADORS.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I got the news that the paperwork went through, so I can officially start again at my old part time job only with better pay!

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment