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.NET/TypeScript Engineer. Football & F1 fan (for the chaos and heartbreak). Master of None. In the right place, but never on time. Purveyor of bad puns and questionable life choices. Own Views/Opinions/Photos etc.
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LOL Alex Albon 🤣🤣 #F1Testing

…fuck that, man. #F1

I am more excited about F1 Testing than anything else. More importantly the chaos that’ll ensue in the comm box, especially when they get to Jolyon Palmer’s Power Hour 😆 Serves as an excellent escape from the here and now! #F1

Here’s what we should do, get an angry mob together and march down to Ofgem give them a piece of our mind. … you know by tutting and complaining.

Until the first update arrives 😆 #F1

Congrats Liverpool. Well deserved title.

Hah even in my sleep my dreams are taunting me 😔

At this point, I don’t understand why Southampton fans go to games. Make it some kind of protest after 2 really bad years in League.

Holy moly that Villa/Chelsea game was wild! #MOTD

Timeline cleanse

Yeah… weekends aren’t great for me these days 🙂

I get it. Why aren’t people making an exodus.

After tonight… yeah I want a do-over 😕

I'm not normally a praying man...

It’s funny the things and people you miss.

Love how social media has a tendency to show you a thing you really want to avoid seeing ☹️

The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.

Newcastle are so dodge. Play like Prime Bayern against Arsenal then fall over like nothing to Shitty.

That was baffling but I am not going to complain. #COYG

Arsenal must sign a disappointing left 8 every summer, so they can become a highly impactful striker in every February

We will only sign left backs and left 8s for the rest of our lives and redistribute them accordingly.

Happy “whatever the fuck this day is” Day

You know what sucks for blokes, literally no one will ever take photos of you. It’ll either be a pure horror show capture or badly setup. You could actually be looking exceptionally well dressed or dapper and it’s confined to the flaking memories. Yes, I’m feeling a bit left out 🤣

Pep has revolutionized the game again. Love this new Man City.

Another day, another set of dark grey skies. No amount of mindset or positive thinking can make a dent on this. It’s no wonder that we’re all so miserable in this country 😒

You let me down, man. Now I don't believe in nothing no more.

Tim Apple is taking the piss these days.

Well guess I just learned a hard lesson. Don’t buy stuff from House of Fraser. Turns out it’s Mike Ashley’s joint meaning I’m paying for delivery AND returns!

Jesus Healing the Paralytic at the Pool of Bethesda, Bartolomé Esteban Murillo, 1670, 📸 by @Stuart_PhotoAFC

David Moyes. I ask you for a humbling. #PL

Stay Humble eh? #ARSMCI

How has Bernardo Silva NOT got a card? #ARSMCI

KAAAAIII HAVERTZZZZZZZZ!!!!! #ARSMCI

Howard Webb and Michael Oliver are probably on the blower to the ref now. #ARSMCI

Miles. Lewis. Skelly. HE’S ONE OF OUR OWN!! 🧘🏻‍♂️

THOMAAAAASSSSSSS #ARSMCI

anyway, back to the doldrums. #ARSMCI

How is that NOT a card. Mf wasn’t even going for the ball. #ARSMCI

Kai pls 😭😭 #ARSMCI

ØDEGAARD YOU BEAUTY! Welcome back 🥰 #ARSMCI

I keep reading Dorgu as Grogu

“We have shipped your parcel” It’s with Evri

Ever get the situation where you have lots to do but are absolutely overwhelmed by it all?

February, please be nicer.