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Breed was a terrible mayor, but along with legitimate criticism from the left, she also got a lot of racist detractors from among the wealthy and well-connected. Watch a white male billionaire get a dramatically warmer reception for doing the same stuff.

For those puzzled why the strong box office opening of SINNERS is being framed as disappointing somehow, Vulture gave the game away two days ago. Studios are freaking out about letting the copyright revert to Coogler, so the film can't be seen as a success. The fix is in.

I care less about Signal chats and more about the blacksite offshore concentration camps we're sending random people to without any semblance of a trial, so I'll be interested to see if the national media can rub their bellies and pat their heads at the same time this week. Historically they can't.

Imagine meeting your soulmate and they don't know the drum break from Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight"

Short term, I shoot myself in the foot. Long term, it's good news. I learn to walk without the foot. I do a three-legged hop, a tarantulan creep. Babadook-like movements. People will ask "why do you do this?" and I will say "it's important I blow my foot off for no reason." They respect this.

David Byrne: There was a time, before we were born, if someone asks this is where I'll be David Byrne's assistant: I'll probably just tell them you're at the store or something

Cat looks like he just called Drake a pedophile

All I want is a spiritual successor to Deep Space Nine, done at a budget configuration that yields 26 episodes a season. "Cinematic" prestige TV doesn't look as good as a movie, but is nearly as expensive, so knock that shit off and give me a half-calendar's worth of particleboard sets, please.

404 and Wired doing critical work RN

really more of a shitpost cosmic gumbo

the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless

I’m taking a break from my mental health to focus on shitposting

Watching Daredevil

NEW: DOGE is knitting DHS immigration records together with IRS, Social Security, and voting records into a master database, sources tell WIRED. Experts say it could be used for a surveillance tool of unprecedented scope. This is by @makenakelly.bsky.social and @telliotter.bsky.social

batman: i bought you a drink catwoman: *smiles while slowly knocking the drink off the bar*

Almost 800,000 people on here are following a totally-not-real account claiming it's a group of rogue park workers and who are now posting cryptic nonsense to make it seem like they're sending messages to the deep state. Also they're selling resistance merch. WTF are we doing man?

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US FDA suspends food safety quality checks after staff cuts reut.rs/42C4h1Z

Bad. Editors, we're gonna need explainers for how to be extra cautious when buying and preparing food. I'm esp. concerned for immunocompromised people. Copy and print CDC page before they take it down. Safer Food Choices for People With Weakened Immune Systems: www.cdc.gov/food-safety/...

the bones are their money

classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity

🎶when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s ah the end of the third day🎶

“hey, I didn’t run for office to work and fight for my constituents, i did it to fuel my endless grifts”

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the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time

Harry Potter fans are unique in their belief that being the mouthy, stubborn fan of a book is a UN-defined human right. Lots of authors we read were shitty. Orwell was a snitch, Pound a fascist, Dahl a sociopath. But Rowling is the living symbol of an impending pogrom. Find another fucking book.

MLB and Rob Manfred deserve every bit of excoriation they are getting over this. Imagine you're afraid of losing your antitrust designation so you decide to throw Jackie Robinson under the bus. 😩

this is extremely funny

I really don’t understand why so many people are excited to die from Covid or live with long covid or watch their kids get it and see their lives collapse. Or even just get infected with every wave or two. I do not understand why that sounds good to anyone.

should we prioritize developing cloning technology for owl bears

Nauseous because I forgot to eat. Too nauseous to eat. Life is a prison.

“It is no coincidence that our president, who is both extremely scam-friendly and a lifelong scammer in his own right, used his inauguration as the platform to debut his own crypto memecoin and generate millions of dollars for himself and his businesses.” defector.com/welcome-to-t...

this kind of shit is so extremely funny, i live for it. peak bozo shit

lol at Matt Yglesias forgetting to switch to his sock puppet account

Haha holy fuck Morning Joe is good now

Part of eugenics is wanting disabled people to not be visible to society.

One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind. An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one." The other said, "Take him anyway." So they did.