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— ROOK THORNE. dragon age: the veilguard. 18+, selective. by august

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

— @borealisreina.bsky.social God, does Nick hate navigating Epcot. It's a damn good thing he got here over two hours early. Catch a bus to costuming. Try on no less than four sizes of the blues - and Christ, does he look stupid in the blues. Shove your street clothes into a locker.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

firmly deciding not to ask why four guests have come up today needing treatment for bite wounds from the Tiki Room

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

sorry no i'm just fucking with you. continue

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Just Nick. Uhhh... Your... Majesty.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

ALRIGHT. ONE WORD. FIRST LETTER..... M. SECOND LETTER... I.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

the in-laws are here pack it up

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

OKAY, OKAY. SORRY. HOW MANY WORDS, THEN

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

i have reason to believe the muppet was cussing me out

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

personal muppet ranking 1) the count (chill but sometimes visits my house at 6 am with an organ and thunderstorm accompaniment) 2) orange tube guy (neutral i don't know what the fuck he's saying) 3) big bird (got real up in my business about my divorce that one time)

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

( horrified ) YOUR DICK?

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

okay! okay, great. that's good. i can work with charades. okay, little man, hit me.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

how do you feel about charades. just curious

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I'M SORRY. OKAY. I'M SORRY. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T START SCREAMING I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

jesus christ. this again

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

the apartment didn't come with one of those

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

need to befriend somebody who works on living with the land so they can let me loop on that thing twenty times without unloading. that right there is a prime napping space

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

yeah. sure. margarita. ask yourself what jimmy buffett would do in this situation

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

quit using the m word

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

yes that’s why i said it? keep up

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

springing the question too early is the number one way to set yourself up for divorce man

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

GETTING BITCHES DOESN'T QUALIFY AS A POLYCULE

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

in what universe could nod handle a polycule who the fuck are you hiring in your writers room over there

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

space jam

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

if i'm skipping all the parts you're in then you can hardly call it Your movie now can you

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

WHAT????

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

speak up

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

who the hell is ronin. what the fuck are you talking about right now

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

from my nipple??

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

that doesn't MEAN ANYTHING

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

okay wise guy why don't you go ahead and tell me what he said then

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

HE WAS MUMBLING AT ME WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

could you. repeat that

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

Y'know, I'm not sure I've ever actually tried one of those in all the time I've worked here. You might be onto something. I'll report back on the sanity increase. Or decrease. Time will tell.

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

I'll be honest, that's not the easiest question to answer

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

does anybody else see a Sanity meter in the top left corner of their vision at all times or is that just me

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

maybe i’d be willing to buy that people in the fucking 1300s or whatever thought that but i am not taking fucking Hair over a damn advil IT’S NOT A PASTRY.

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

the what? no, i don’t want your / hair /, that’s disgusting. i don’t know where it’s been. i’m talking about arthritis, for god’s sake, not MY joints.

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

i dunno, what do you think joint pain tastes like? i’m getting coffee vibes

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

i'm gonna try and let you down real gently with this one, alright

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

...what exactly do you think arthritis IS

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

uh, yeah, that's called arthritis.

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments