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mooshe.bsky.social
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Please don’t use bisexual lighting in what I can only assume is a genitals-peeping task force.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Facebook needs to stop showing me the worst animal cruelty and abandoned dog stories because I fucking hate it, need no more awareness on how awful the world is, and am at work unable to cuddle my stupid babies.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Curling 🥌 ended up being great.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

8:30 curling night girl WHY you’d think the pain and suffering would bond us but I just so throughly want to be in bed.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

I hope I don’t have to go to war with the box truck in five hours (again)

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I hope “skipping lunch and dissociating into my phone” is the new Ozempic, cuz I got access to this one and don’t think it slows down my bowels.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Desperately clinging to my phone for eight hours as if it can bring me back to life.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Wasn’t ready for the War of the Very Stable Geniuses (Trump v. ATC)

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Barfed into my nose last night. Hate that my life has come to this. Sleep barfing (please no dying)

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

It has been a very good, but very long day. The upside of constant chaos is time moves much slower than times of peace and contentment. I had been feeling down about the passage of time getting quicker.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Why is it so ✨ominous✨

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

No one here has told me fruit is bad for diabetes, to which we are blessed.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve gotten so good at self-censoring thanks to the 45 times and the stupid job that coincided with it. I wonder if I can ever be a creative or free thinker again, or if my internal monologue has been forever replaced with mashed potatoes.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

The Shins playing the Gilmore Girls spring break episode is fucking wild 😬

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments

Little bit of synchronicity on my timeline. Apparently I’ve been giving off whippet vibes.

submitted 513 days ago • 0 comments

Forgetting I’m free to be a poster here 💕

submitted 517 days ago • 0 comments

Butt to butt for extreme security.

submitted 595 days ago • 0 comments

“This system specifically identifies HPV16 and HPV18 while concurrently detecting the other twelve high risk types (31,33,35,39,45,51,52,56,58,59,66,68).” I caught them all?

submitted 665 days ago • 1 comment

Yes! Hello! This is my favorite diner. It is nice to see you. See, it’s my favorite diner and I know this for sure because it is where I wanted to come after an awkward doctor’s appointment where I was probed 👽 ☠️

submitted 669 days ago • 1 comment

Asked AI to replace a sandwich with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and it created this special treat 😌 it was too juicy to use for work tho

submitted 673 days ago • 0 comments