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My very impulsive and badly thought out wrong season first attempt at growing potatoes turned out significantly better than expected #gardening #vegtaegarden

It's alive and fruiting!

I now know how to make mushroom stroganoff from scratch. I should not be allowed to know how to make any kind of stroganoff from scratch.

My wife and I are eagerly awaiting tomorrow morning when all the church people have to walk by this

I have at least 4 different allergy medications in my system right now and I'm not convinced that any of them are actually working

One of my coworkers is roaming the office asking people what the dessert chain Menchies sells. If you would like to join in on this idiocy, please answer the following question: What does Menchies sell?

After way, way too many hours spent tinkering with settings, I am finally enjoying Monster Hunter Wilds

I can't remember the last time something got my Bostonian side this annoyed. For those not familiar with Boston's many MANY grudges and feuds, that's the New York skyline at the bottom there.

I've reached a very strange chapter in my life where "it had better fucking rain because my mushrooms need it" is a state of mind

Never thought I'd be setting up a filter for the word "Shrek" but here we are apparently

I'm at the LA Kings exhibition game where Snoop Dogg is a coach and someone has the chance to do the funniest thing ever by dropping the gloves on either Steve Carell or Justin Bieber #ICameForTheFightsAndHockeyBrokeOut

Started this potato bag something like 3 months ago, maybe more honestly. It hasn't shown a single sign of life in that entire time while it's two siblings are going like crazy. No idea what changed but I'm now 3/3 I think on potato grows.

I just watched a nature documentary that I can only describe as "narrated by someone who HATES the subject animal" and I now need more of this

I'd forgotten it was almost Dye Things Green season

There's a donut place nearish to me that has flavors like "snickers" which I interpreted to be a donut with filling and what not that evokes a snickers bar. It wasn't not that, but it also just straight up had a full snickers bar as filling.

I recently bought a pair of suspenders that despite providing sizing for my 6' self, were hilariously too short. They were also too short for my wife, who is 5'-1". Thankfully they fit someone in the family, although they're a little large. That someone is my dog who weighs 15lbs.

I've reached the "wonder how long I can cheese grate my tattoo without damaging it" stage of new tattoo. Last one did NOT itch anywhere near this much.

I am THRICE an uncle!

The future is Megachusetts. Personally I'd be ok with living in Westernest Mass.

To everyone who's keeps clutching their pearls every time the US anthem gets booed at a professional sports game, please shut the fuck up. We deserve to be booed right now. To the people booing the US anthem, thank you, public shaming seems to be the only thing that works on these people.

Brownies are the domesticated version of chocolate lava cake according to my wife

What level of nihilism/apathy is seriously contemplating cooking my dogs steaks because humans sure as fuck don't deserve said steaks? Asking for a friend.

One of my dogs has taken to announcing to all interested parties when her favorite water bowl is running low. She does this by hitting the bowl, staring at you accusingly to make sure you're watching her, and then goes back to hitting the bowl until it is refilled to satisfactory levels.

Apparently I'm at that weird point where being able to buy food grade 5 gallon buckets from the sub shop at work at a sizable discount is something that makes me disproportionately happy

Dirt harvesting and germination mix making day

Every once in a while something leaks out of the healthy eating world that just fills me with horror. Today's recent example is Carnivore Bread, a "healthy" zero carb bread alternative that's main ingredients often include, pork rinds, ground chicken, and/or parmesan cheese.

Tomorrow is dirt harvesting day

I haven't watched non-streaming TV in a few years, and the current nightmare state of ads is some bleak shit. Thinking I'm seeing at least one gambling ad per break. Pretty sure I even saw a gambling ad bookended by two different payday loan services.

Honestly getting this in the feed feels like it happened months ago, but please enjoy our nightmarish takes on food

Wanna know what it's like living through these insane Los Angeles fires? I just got an emergency alert telling me to disregard the last emergency alert which basically told the entire population of Los Angeles to flee for our lives.