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Make America Gubernyia Asap

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

It's hard to be both president of Russia and USA at once.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

With our victory over USA in Ukraine, let's start the countdown till China takes over Taiwan. We agreed with our Agent Orange, that US will surrender too. Too occupied with threatening Canada and Panama, you know.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

As a gesture of good will we bomb the Ukrainian nuclear power plant. Our man in White House got a cookie and is wagging his tail.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Dear #USA, if your sworn enemy praises your officials, it could give you a hint... Love & Kisses from Russia (we will bury you, you cowardly yankees)

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

All your bases are belong to us. We are Russia, we come in peace. Surrender or be destroyed, in the name of peace.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The Munich conference. Peacemakers in action. Large parts of Czechoslovakia want to become part of Germany, so let's stop the war actions and let's bring justice and peace to our times.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Munich Conference ahead! Yikes, we like it.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This wouldn't happen in Russia, bcs: 1. There are no "independent" judges here 2. What president says or does, is always right and legal Simple as that.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

This is the first time we managed to install such low, childish and utterly stupid authocrat in the First World country. Applause to us. Love & Kisses from Kremlin

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Correction: It's the celebration of victory in the Great Patriotic War (😂) that started in 1941, when our ally, Nazi Germany with whom we together started the WW2, attacked us.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Governor of the Chinese Western provinces and his lapdog discussing how Kim Jong Trump is Making America Gangbanged As-never-before. #russia #usa

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Our leaders are imperialistic megalomaniacs murdering thousands of people, but your ones are plain idiots. #russia #usa

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Even we cannot keep track with all the bullsh!t the Trump regime produces.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

We win, you lose. Congratulations to ourselves. As we could not rise up to your level, we will drag you down to ours.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

We congratulate Kim Jon Trump to another step that will make America great again.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Dear US of A, welcome to our World. Our prez just wins every elections with at least 80% of votes and we are all happy, shiny people. Love&Kisses from ruZZia

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

We, all ruZZia, is an island. (that's why we have the urge to constantly grow)

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

And they both came to us, asking for help with taking over the state. We know how to manage coups, we really do.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Time to desintegrate Europe too, or we might lose...

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

We are holding a great party in Moscow right now. Popcorn, vodka, girls, all that stuff. Hilarious. The best suicide show in the last 250 years.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

In ruZZia we have only one evil, which is therefore the lesser of any evils. Feel free to follow our example and you are welcome.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Would you be so kind and go to fornicate yourself? Thank you very much, merci, etc, etc. That should do...

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Dear West, Please stop helping Ukraine or we might really lose. Donnie, are you there? Do you job, dammit, we need that chaos.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments