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Just a new dad trying to make it. Former skydiver. PC Gamer. Co-Founder & entrepreneur depending on who you ask. Occasionally I have funny thoughts. https://www.coadventurevans.com/rentals
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I’ll Venmo $50 to the first 4 people to sign up for acorns using my link…. acorns.com/share/?share...

Stop being such a purple monkey in a bubble gum tree

Instead of that CEO, he should have chosen the guy who invented these shower doors that don’t close

Doctors HATE him One man’s simple weight loss trick will blow your mind

Every week it seems like trash bin day sneaks up on me like I’ve never known it’s always Thursday.

🎶 Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONEEEEE 🍌 📞 🎶

What were the United Healthcare CEO’s top bands?

Another favorite from Botswana. Still can’t believe I got a lion cub blep. Or is this a mlem?

youtu.be/EEXI6r08908?... The future is NOW 💥

Ayyyyyyy

If this post gets 20 likes I’ll make whatever ice cream is requested by the top comment & eat it live.

glizzy 🌭

My take is that we’re in the “paper straw era” of ads. Paper straws sucked so much. So society created something better. I honestly think society’s work on AI and Data will be the key to the *right* ads being sent at the right time and thus making the whole experience more enjoyable. I hope.

“Giddy up jingle horse” is actually such an insulting thing to say to a reindeer

if you went to a 10am screening of Wicked you missed an entire coup

A baby will just cry “waaahh waahhh waahhh” and the parents will usually say “oh they’re just tired”

He hasn’t quite figured out how to camouflage himself apparently

We did 20 hours in the car (2x 10-hour trips) with our 2mo old baby. Like this if you want the schedule for no cries for holiday travels in the car

Cannot believe the internet used to be on a CD-ROM