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morganthemad.bsky.social
He/They/It Dude with either too much free time, or too little free time. Microplastic-American. Not sure if I'm asexual, or bisexual with a personality disorder.
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Transcendogs.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Historically, the one thing you don't want are unemployed former soldiers. That's how competent rebel groups form.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Sure, drugs are bad for you, but have you seen ice cream lately?! All that sugar and fat and added flavorings and preservatives. So bad for you. And it's even better when you're on drugs.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i have always thought it was weird that clowns ended up being such a common fear for people, so im really thankful to all the tiktok clown baddies for righting the ship y'all doin the lord's work

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Switch 2 is gonna be sick. One hand on a thumb stick and one hand on a mouse is an insane feature for FPS. Think about it, WASD is less precise for directional movement than analog sticks, mouse is more precise for timed movement than analog sticks. Best of both worlds.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Training an AI purely on historical documents from the medieval era, then making it read AO3 slashfic until it combusts.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Illusionary monster that is really easy to kill, but when you do, it spawns a smaller, illusionary child version to cry and make you feel bad.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Human Fighter, who has nothing really interesting about him personally except for the fact that he casually knows *everyone*. Take a job from a king? "Oh hey jim, how's the wife?" Run into an elder lich in a dungeon that has been sealed for hundreds of years. "Damn, 'zak, lookin rough buddy."

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Did you know? In the new Kingdom Come Deliverance II, you can rest to pass time. If you rest for 182,000 days , you wake up in the 1900's. Please. Warn them. Warn them of what is to come.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Scrolling through youtube shorts until you find a guy who is terrified of saying the word "Woman" speedrun challenge. Dude said "Female character" a shocking 3 syllable extension that adds no useful information.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Rpg where the crafting skills are all realistic professions like chemist or engineer. And the player classes are all weird shit like mad alchemist, or rogue tinker. Classes use the same ingredients to greater effect but can't be shared, have higher maintenance, and have more limited scope.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Psychic aliens from space that decide to secretly invade earth. Not because they find our biology or a fellow sentient being interesting, but because they want to steal our cellphones. They just fuckin' came in through the astral plane, they don't understand micro-controllers or satellites.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I think the only thing that can top the surreality of the current US government is if it's revealed that the DeviantArt Deforestation/Wonderbread fetishist is currently working somewhere in the administration. If not actually Elon Musk.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

A lot of our problems come from the fact that it takes a certain kind of person to even want to be a billionaire. Like, hey, let's have everything run by sociopaths whose special interest is just money. They don't watch movies, they don't play games, they don't read political theory. Just money

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Wanting a 4k monitor, not because I want to play high graphics games, but because Rusty's Retirement would probably take up less screenspace, giving me more space for activities.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The depressive urge to stop doomscrolling. The ADHD urge to forget you are supposed to stop doomscrolling and coming back to see if there are any updates on the horrors. On the upside, It makes it real easy when you do stop doomscrolling to get into whatever else you do to distract from the doom.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

yeah i know magic lore the magic lore i know:

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Omnipresent Obama: Let me be here.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Game set in the slowly rotting carcass of some small animal. You play as the symbiotic bacteria and last dregs of the immune system trying to stave off the rot. Hrm, now that I type it out, that just feels like still wakes the deep.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I just thought of a new Half-Life copium. "Of course Half-Life 3 is taking so long, they are also remastering Half-Life 1 + 2 and they are going to release them at the same time! You can't just release a sequel 20 years later and expect kids to play a game older than them to understand the story!"

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Rediscovered this comic and had to share. #horror www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/fu...

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

When times were better than they are now, I managed to ignore the voice that told me it was all pointless, and that it would be better if it all ended. It was good practice. Worse times lie ahead, and yet I find that voice is quieter than ever.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment